by ND86MBW July 25, 2024
Get the Stuck with the Fuck mug.a late 80's twist on 'gag me with a spoon' an expression of disgust, annoyance -or both. usually associated with young entitled females
by sesa me July 27, 2024
Get the fuck me gently with a chainsaw mug.this phrase is used by heather chandler from heathers. its basically when you cant find a word strong enough to describe a situation and fuck doesnt work
person a: dude have you seen timmy? i lost him at the park a few days ago and his parents are coming back tomorrow. hes the kid im babysitting
person b: no i havent seen him
person a: fuck me gently with a chainsaw
person b: no i havent seen him
person a: fuck me gently with a chainsaw
by bastard orphan son of a whore September 7, 2023
Get the fuck me gently with a chainsaw mug.an idiom warning to be aware of ones vulnerabilities and limitations and to avoid self-sabotaging situations. The idiom draws inspiration from 'dont throw bricks in a glass house' and Jack Glasscock-- a 20th century American baseball player who himself coined the phrase 'Charley Horse'.
You're literally the most socially anxious person I know, I dont know why you keep doing these speed-dating events. You know what they say, Dont fuck rock pussy with Glasscock.
by Minty7 February 9, 2024
Get the dont fuck rock pussy with Glasscock mug.(Phrase) Used to express extreme disbelief. Usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. Sometimes also used to express frustration.
Father: Son, can you take out the trash?
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!
by TheHungryTubist June 15, 2015
Get the Well fuck me in the ass with a cactus mug.When one is in a situation that is so abhorrent that it couldn't possibly get any worse. The phrase "screwed with a capital S" just does not cut it when describing how horrible it is.
Person 1: Hey, man, you're twitching. What the hells wrong?
Person 2: Oh nothing, JUST MY LAPTOP CONTAINING MY 500 PAGE THESIS ON THE CURRENT GLOBAL ECONOMY CRASHED AND ITS DUE TOMORROW.. ya know, the usual shit
Person 1: Wow.. that sucks, dude.
Person 2: I know. Im screwed with a capital FUCK!!!
Person 2: Oh nothing, JUST MY LAPTOP CONTAINING MY 500 PAGE THESIS ON THE CURRENT GLOBAL ECONOMY CRASHED AND ITS DUE TOMORROW.. ya know, the usual shit
Person 1: Wow.. that sucks, dude.
Person 2: I know. Im screwed with a capital FUCK!!!
by xx<3Katie<3xx December 23, 2009
Get the screwed with a capital FUCK mug.me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence
friend: ok whats the sentence?
me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck
friend: ok whats the sentence?
me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck
by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021
Get the I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck mug.