cosmic fart

A fart so deadly it causes the extinction of most life forms in the planet.
This is the latest fringe theory explaining the demise of dinosaurs.
It was brought to light due to the discovery of previously undetected concentrations of fossil dingleberries in late Cretacic strata.

Scientists are afraid of finding the Cosmic Fart's *smoking gun*

by Hugh G Rection April 11, 2005

Fart Dragon

A fart dragon is a fart that one drags behind them and spreads out around them when they stop to talk to you.

Scott needs to stop fart dragon. It smelled terrible when he came over here to talk to me.

by Ianferno April 29, 2008

Fart Flush

While a male is urinating and has the urge to fart, typically in a work bathroom, and times his fart with the urinal flush to mask the noise of the fart.

My boss came in the bathroom and peed in the urinal right next to me. I had to lay one so I used the old fart flush so he wouldn't hear.

by JambaJews April 24, 2009

Fart Fanning

The act of sharing a fart by immediately fanning in the direction of a friend to share the love.

John: ”What are you doing? You better not be fart fanning me.”

Dave: “Just sharing the love dude”

John: “OMG!, what did you eat”?

by Stealth KC May 5, 2010

Fart Shaming

Calling out a person who passed gas in order to embarrass them or notify others of their act.

Dude, don't fart shame him.

I have had a bad stomach recently and people keep fart shaming me every time I pass gas.

by Gaijin Dad November 8, 2017

fart stupor

A type of fugue state in which a person is rendered almost paralyzed while standing in their own massive cloud of flatus.

After emitting the longest and most overwhelmingly horrific fart he could recall ever releasing, he stood there in a fart stupor for nearly twenty minutes.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 2, 2019

fartane rating

A number associated with the richness of flatulence. A number 2 rating is average and might be mistaken for "forgetting to take the garbage out" A number 4 rating will typically clear out a medium sized room while a number 8 is a serious combustion and explosion hazard.

Arthur, at any party could always be counted on to rip one with a number 4 fartane rating. People who knew him well would always reply with a blessed be the fruit right before they made their exit.

by Sidney's natural resources October 10, 2019