Friendcest

When close friends sleep together.

"dude i cant believe katie fucked Will, that's such friendcest"
Eric Forman and Donna Pinciotti from That 70's show

by sevenloko November 27, 2012

Friendectomy

Noun.
1. The process of selectively removing persons deemed offensive, disrespectful, or having questionable motives from one's social circle or collection of friends.
2. In social media, e.g. Facebook, MySpace, Google, Twitter, the process of deleting, removing or "unfriending" such persons from one's friends or contact list.

I'm about to perform a Facebook friendectomy because the things she keeps saying on my page are just plain stupid.

by RobFather-X January 8, 2013

friendiloquent

friendships made entirely on boasting and arrogance

Paul and Mike are total friendiloquent bros. Every conversation is like this:

Paul: "Ho there Mike! Behold, my noble steed rides full gallop yonder way!

Mike: "Ah, good sir. It does indeed! But fix thine eyes nigh! My mare doth leap the hurdles!"

by tbonesex November 20, 2013

friendseeing

The act or pastime of traveling to a city to visit friends of interest. The more fun way of traveling over traditional sightseeing.

I went friendseeing in San Fransisco this past weekend and the whole gang came out to see me!

by ATrain June 10, 2014

Friendernizing

The act of flirting/talking to a hot girl's friend in order to get to the hot girl

Matt: Why were you talking to that grenade last night?
Kyle: Oh I was trying to get it in with Molly. Had to do some friendernizing first.
Matt: How'd it go?
Kyle. Not well Molly's boyfriend is a total cockblock

by mshizzle10 January 20, 2015

Friendpetitive

When you fight to have a better relationship with a specific friend.

Penni and Cassandra were so friendpetitive over Tashi's attention that it made the rest of the group uncomfortable.

by Faster Redhead November 12, 2016

Frienderbender

When you and a group of friends go out and get so inebriated that you make irresponsible decisions.

"I'm about to go out and get in a frienderbender."-Nilla Wafer

by elange January 20, 2017