Friendship Embargo

A friendship embargo is an immediate ceasing of all exchange of friendly gestures, activities, and pleasantries with your near and dear friends. This is typically declared when your friends irritate you, annoy you, offend you or otherwise cause your mood to damper beyond the normal repair.

Francisco: "I declare friendship embargo!!!!"
Teddly: "Well, looks like Francisco declared friendship embargo on us. It's ok, it will end when he realizes he has no other friends."

by Teddly Trollsevelt December 8, 2020

hot fries

the most amazing chips in the world

OMG i love HOT FRIES

by BitchBackUp May 19, 2018

Egg fried rice

The easiest food to make you only need egg, fried and rice if you can't do it u fuck up u parents are going to disown u!

haiyaa why u use saucepan to cook rice. Your Egg fried rice is gonna be wet and sticky haiyaa

by little blue blob January 22, 2021

self-serving friend

An individual who is only your friend to use you for their own personal gain and is magically not around when you actually need a friend. Also known as selfish and a bitch.

Wow, you know Jessica, we should have seen right through Rebecca, she is such a self-serving friend; she only wanted to be friends with us so she could pass bio lab.

by Good Friends United January 15, 2009

radio friendly unit shifter

The grand Nirvana song on the album "In Utero" which contains tons of feedback and guitar muscle. There are many live videos of them performing the song (usually opening the concert with it).
"Radio Friendly" in music terms refers to a song being aired on a radio station that appeals to mainstream audiences.
"Unit Shifter" refers to a song that can sell copies of an album. Ironically it's the most aggressive song in the whole radio un-friendly album.

Radio Friendly Unit Shifter

Use just once and destroy
Invasion of our piracy
Afterbirth of a nation
Starve without your skeleton key

I love you for what I am not
I do not want what I have got
A blanket acne'ed with cigarette burns
Speak at once while taking turns

by Flowersty July 23, 2007

Filler Friend

A filler friend is the one who is always walking behind the group when there's no room left or will often times be forgotten to be invited to events or gatherings. Usually ends up the designated driver when actually invited.

Jeff: "Hey man, that movie was badass!"
Eric: "Yeah dude, it was awesome!"
Tyler: "Oh.. you guys went to the movies last night?.." I'm so tired of being a filler friend..

by Poo Doctor December 24, 2015

Girl best friend

A girl best friend will there for you no matter what. Even if you do something horrible they will be by your side. It’s someone you can trust, and be able to tell them everything and anything. Someone you want to tell something first before your girl friends or mom you want to tell them first to see how proud they are of you. A girl best friend isn’t just anyone it’s the person that tops everyone off, the girl that you want to watch series with and stay on call with all night the person you say goodnight and good morning to, the one who knows you better then anyone and knows your favorite food and favorite show she’s almost like your sister and you treat her like a princess. A girl best friend will give you advice about girls and tell you how to flirt and everything and she would love you no matter what

So what’s up with you and savannah? Oh she’s my girl best friend

by Sad hours August 6, 2018