You still haven't contributed to society? You are one empty fortune cookie.
Your husband must be an empty fortune cookie if you still aren't pregnant.
Your husband must be an empty fortune cookie if you still aren't pregnant.
by Manfred Big January 12, 2011
Get the empty fortune cookiemug. I was in a low estate, but when I heard the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe", I rejoice.
by ch4rg3 May 6, 2020
Get the I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxemug. Soldier of Fortune magazine was founded in 1975, by Lieutenant Colonel, U.S. Army Reserve, (Ret.) Robert K. Brown, a Green Beret who served with Special Forces in Vietnam.
by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023
Get the Soldier of Fortunemug. by Careless Carol April 9, 2009
Get the fortune formatmug. When you get fucked up at The Fortune Club and the next day you feel like asshole that has been burning for days and prey for death
by DanaDanaTheEntertaina March 23, 2022
Get the Fortune Clubbedmug. From a Women’s perspective
Disclaimer: You must be able to levitate
Step1: There is a tarp with an X on the ground
Step 2: Recruit your trusted friends
Step 3: Get your man, make him lay on the X and take out his dick
Step 4: Place your mouth over large cock
Step 5: Activate levitation
Step 6: Have your friends grab your legs and spin you around in a circle with your mouth still connected to the cock
Step 7: Make your friends Run faster as you spin around his cock
Continue until the process is complete and the man has provide “good soup”
Disclaimer: You must be able to levitate
Step1: There is a tarp with an X on the ground
Step 2: Recruit your trusted friends
Step 3: Get your man, make him lay on the X and take out his dick
Step 4: Place your mouth over large cock
Step 5: Activate levitation
Step 6: Have your friends grab your legs and spin you around in a circle with your mouth still connected to the cock
Step 7: Make your friends Run faster as you spin around his cock
Continue until the process is complete and the man has provide “good soup”
by Barbara Linn September 18, 2021
Get the Wheel of Fortunemug. Either:
1) A popular symbol representing the capricious nature of Fate. Of Greco-Roman origin, it was believed that the goddess Tyche/Fortuna would spin the Wheel of Fortune at random, granting some good fortune and others misfortune. The symbol persisted into the Middle Ages, namely with the Carmina Burana, a collection of 24 poems in Latin, Middle High German, and some French vernacular. In 1935-36, German composer Carl Orff set the poems to music as part of his cantata of the same name, which includes the famous "O Fortuna."
2. A popular American game show in which contestants spin a wheel and solve a word puzzle not unlike Hangman, earning money for every correct consonant based on the value displayed on each wedge. There are many instances of dumb contestants on Wheel who get puzzles completely wrong.
1) A popular symbol representing the capricious nature of Fate. Of Greco-Roman origin, it was believed that the goddess Tyche/Fortuna would spin the Wheel of Fortune at random, granting some good fortune and others misfortune. The symbol persisted into the Middle Ages, namely with the Carmina Burana, a collection of 24 poems in Latin, Middle High German, and some French vernacular. In 1935-36, German composer Carl Orff set the poems to music as part of his cantata of the same name, which includes the famous "O Fortuna."
2. A popular American game show in which contestants spin a wheel and solve a word puzzle not unlike Hangman, earning money for every correct consonant based on the value displayed on each wedge. There are many instances of dumb contestants on Wheel who get puzzles completely wrong.
by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE January 11, 2023
Get the Wheel of Fortunemug.