Flake and Bake

When you have a stoner friend who flakes out on you to go get stoned by themselves or with other stoners.

We were going to hang out but he'll probably just flake and bake... again.

by philia summer February 18, 2012

flickering the pea

The act of masturbation (female)

My gurl was so horney she face time me flickering the pea and we both came together

by Team US Bank DTLA June 6, 2016

Fliends

Friends of the family.

We are fliends. Meet my fliends.

by SarKimnCo October 17, 2019

fliberly

That moment when your liver crawls out of your

ass and fly’s away.

Don’t ask

Use it any way you want

I will fliberly you in your sleep
“Insert ominous here”

by Technoblade never dies August 20, 2023

winter flies

Erect nipples pertruding through ones garments due to excessively cold weather conditions.

'Kin ell it's cold! Alice nearly took my eye out with one of her winter flies!

by xCDUBx December 28, 2010

Bitch flakes

What someone ate for breakfast before doing or saying something particularly bitchy.

"My boss just yelled at me for being away from my desk for ten minutes. I was in the bathroom."

"Well, somebody had a big helping of bitch flakes this morning."

by sleslie2425 May 25, 2013

egg flicker

An awesome band that will throw frozen eggs at you if your a hater

Don't be hatin on them Egg Flickers man

by Stale Bagel March 7, 2016