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fixing his food

A female masturbating a mans Cock penis. He had trouble getting it upHard On so I fixed his food for him.
Fixing his food. A female masturbating a mans penis cock. He had trouble getting it up so I fixed his food for him.
by Redhead77 September 13, 2018
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finding jesus

A abosolutely hilarious ripoff of finding Nemo. just look at the damn front cover y'all.
AYO IS THAT FINDING JESUS?!
by G520 April 24, 2023
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finjingles

the feeling when you see/hear something funny that makes you laugh out loud

pronunciation : (fin-jean-gulls)
oh my, that was so funny! i’m getting the finjingles!”
by ghostburr June 1, 2023
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forty-fiving

To be that drunk your walking at an almost impossible angle, Amazing your friends with your ability to still be standing on two feet..
Did you see jarred forty-fiving? He was that drunk he would have won 1st place in a limbo contest..
by kingscrosspigeon October 16, 2011
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Impulse Fixing

When fixing, upgrading, or customizing a car, house, boat, etc. and one modification turns into several due to the unstoppable impulse to do more and more in order to make said item perform better, more unique, or more comfortable.
"Kyle said he was just going to put a new exhaust on his Trans Am, but now he's got the engine pulled, new seats, and a fresh paint job. It's essentially turning into a full restoration project."

"He's been impulse fixing."
by Axxis September 5, 2013
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blank firing

A military training system for firing rifles without bullets.
Blank firing: it’s like a vasectomy; all the fun and noise, but none of the consequences apart from having to clean up afterwards
by zizi_87 October 15, 2018
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high fiving a tree

to commit suicide or "hang self"
josh: My brother was high fiving a tree last week

Jeff: I'm so sorry to hear about that
by neiltheweedsmoker April 27, 2022
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