Firk

To have a really, REALLY good scratch.

"The dog is having a good firk in front of the fireplace."

"I needed that firk."

by Derbyshire Linguist September 9, 2022

farkle

The process of playing "Rock, Scissors, Paper" in a best-of-three series. The term originated from the animated series "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".

"Let's farkle for first dibs on the pizza"

by David Mulder February 16, 2005

Farking

In the act of fucking, or having sexual intercourse in the dark.

I couldn't see her face when we were farking, but I rather not.

by AngryMushroom January 26, 2011

Farkle

Otherwise known as, a fart and a chuckle. It can happen to the best of people. When a joke get's a little funny, a farkle slips out.

An awkward silence almost always occurs soon after. It is best if you act as though nothing happend, or act disgusted and blame it on the person nearest to yourself.

Person 1 then finishes saying a hilarious joke regarding cat ladies and sweater vests.

person 2: Heheh (then lets out a loud farkle)

Person 1: I think you.. just had a farkle..

Person 2: This is awkward. But actually It wasn't me. It was you.

person 2: O_o

by J.K Idding March 21, 2010

fiarrhea

liquid shit coming out of the anus hole in a fire like state..burning the anus hole as it is excreted

....<dude... i iust had fiarrhea...>
....<dude...owwwwch>

by aLi and cYnThiA February 21, 2008

firkin

Something unspeakable you perform with your unmentionables.

Professor Hill caught Jennings having a quick firkin in the lavotories and nearly ended himself on the spot.

by spud July 22, 2003

farktard

Someone who is fark-ing retarded.

George W. Bush is such a Farktard he thinks that the war in Iraq ended before it even began.

by Lisa Smith May 6, 2004