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freezer fag

a offensive term to describe a gay woman person who kinks/sexual desires are above and beyond but is hidden from other gays so they wont be shamed by the public. freezer is used in the context of more than closeted (hidden) and fag as the deroagtory term faggot.
girl 1: did you hear that justina has a thing for rainbow sex
girl 2: ew i didnt know she was a freezer fag
by Anita Max Wynn .. January 10, 2024
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Industrial Freezer

coca cola espuma

CARBONATED WATER, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, CARAMEL COLOR, PHOSPHORIC ACID, NATURAL FLAVORS, CAFFEINE.
CAFFEINE CONTENT: 57 mg/20 fl oz
P.Diddy was just a part of our imagination.
We do in fact consume copious amounts of coca cola from the Industrial Freezer.
by jamez_ November 30, 2023
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Freezer rust

When a dumbass lets a Dairy Queen ice cream cake melt and then put it back in the freezer, the cake gets freezer rust.
Why would you let the ice cream cake melt and put it back in the freezer last week, dumbass, now it has freezer rust
by Urban cowgirl December 23, 2017
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Egg Freezer

Egg Freezer
noun | /eg free-zər/

Definition:
A woman who electively freezes her eggs in her 20s or early 30s, not because she’s ready for kids, but because she’s not ready for consequences. Used to preserve fertility while living her “Hot Girl CEO” phase uninterrupted by commitment, stability, or a man with a 401(k).

Origins:

First coined by Miami Man, a sharp-tongued AI entrepreneur and content creator from Brickell, who once described an ex as:

“An egg freezer — she iced her ovaries and ghosted me for a yoga retreat in Tulum.”

The term was later borrowed and amplified by Coach Greg Adams (CGA) on his podcast, where it became a staple phrase used to describe modern dating dynamics, hypergamy, and women “kicking the accountability can down the road.”

Traits of an Egg Freezer:

Has a vision board and zero intention of sharing it
Says “the universe will provide” instead of “I have a plan”
Goes to therapy to talk about a guy she met on Raya
Calls herself “emotionally unavailable” like it’s a badge of honor

Other Names:

Freeze Queen
Fertility-on-Flex Mode
The Human Snooze Button
The Biohacker Barbie

See also:

Hot Girl Sabbatical
Delulu Season
Brickell Manifestation Babe
Soft Launch Dating
"She just turned 30 and dropped 20 grand to freeze her eggs. Says she’s focused on healing and traveling. Bro, she’s a certified egg freezer."
by themiamiman June 23, 2025
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Freezer Baby

When you are cloned and your clone is still in its fetus form and is put on ice so when you die you can live on your life as your clone
Andrew: I hope one day we can have freezer babies in our world.i wanna live forever

Vasia: what’s a freezer baby ?
Andrew: it’s your clone that’s put on ice
by Neon_paint December 3, 2018
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Meat out of the freezer

When one unexpectedly ends an act of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.
Preston was quite surprised when Chandler pulled the meat out of the freezer.
by All Bets Hedged March 31, 2020
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Popsicle in the freezer

lyric originally used in the song Sugar rush by BIBI “I don’t need no man for dessert I got popsicles in my freezer”
by Conscriptboss February 24, 2024
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