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texas flood

The event of sweat pooling from your asscrack/buttcheeks/gooch pooling onto bedsheets after a long hot masturbation session. Such a flood only occurs after extended periods of jacking off. The result is a very wet spot on your sheets/bed/wherever you were sitting, causing you extreme discomfort, resulting in a changing of position.
I was jacking off last night in bed and I caused a such a bad Texas Flood that I had to switch spots in bed.
by Damian/Ryan April 28, 2007
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Flash flood

n.

An unplanned, usually unjustifiably long session of watching several videos on any Flash video site that recommends more videos, usually resulting in some variant of YouTuberculosis; analogous to an addictive video link surfing episode.
"I was just going to watch that one video, but then these other two videos looked funny, and before I knew it I was drowning in a Flash flood... and that's why I need an extension on the paper."
by usman noyo December 29, 2007
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mana flood

1) In Magic the Gathering, when a player has more land than any other card type or draws a land card in 5 consecutive turns.

2) The opposite of mana screw.
"Dude, I could've totally killed you, if it weren't for mana flood for the first 7 turns of the game..."
by aSyntaxError May 4, 2009
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White Flood

When you have such a large orgasm your semen comes out like a flood.
John:Dude, I had a white flood all over Megan's face last night!
by Whitefloodmaster March 21, 2016
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Body flood

A terrible experience when you abruptly get punched in the fuckin face with a catastrophically intense high (usually with psychedelics But this can happen if weed takes a while to hit you and you just ripped a fat dab straight to the dome) that alters your conscious mind to a state of pure delirium where you have zero control because you're now watching your life from a 3rd person point of view.
*drops acid
..
...
*90 minutes later

"Bro, this shit's bunk af, I ain't even trippin.."
*turns around to walk through door
*body flood hits
*door walks through you
*standing there paralyzed watching yourself from the perspective of God.

You're fucked now..
by Mr.SisterFister69 June 19, 2016
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Nut Flood

When someone busts a heavy amount of nut.
Guy: I’m bouta nut all over the place.
Girl: Guess it’s gonna be a NUT FLOOD.
by daddy5774 May 15, 2018
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writer's flood

The opposite of writer's block, but just as debilitating. Writer's flood is when an unfocused, uncontrollable deluge of ideas come to mind, leaving the writer with way too much information to digest. Most of the time, the ideas that spring forth are completely incompatible with the current topic (e.g. robot ideas when the book takes place in Victorian England or recipes when writing an IT manual). The end result is the same as writer's block: an inability to create a functional work.
I started my college thesis yesterday, but I had a writer's flood of cyberpunk plot seeds. I'm still on page one.
by AlexTwentyTwo August 31, 2011
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