Youtuberculosis

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The suffering one experiences after spending hours in front of a computer watching YouTube videos.

A: Ughhh, I've got a headache.
T: Why, what's wrong?
A: I came down with Youtuberculosis today. I just couldn't stop watching videos online last night, and it kept me up.
T: Is that contagious?

Youtuberculosis by Amanda Dorsch November 9, 2007

Words you can keep

YouTuberculosis

A condition that arises when one spends a large amount of time bumming around on YouTube. This implies randomly looking for videos and wasting time rather than trying to find something or doing something useful.

Joe: Damn, what happened to Chris? I heard he got a bad case of YouTuberculosis and watched videos about trampoline accidents for three hours yesterday?

Dan: I know, he didn't want to go to the bar and watch the game because he was on YouTube!

YouTuberculosis by AnotherAnonymous July 3, 2007

Related Words

YouTuberculosis

A YouTuber so desperate for likes and subs. Symptoms include the patient beginning to say to like the video before it has even f***ing started, reminding the audience during the video to like and subscribe and they will do better. Many YouTubers suffer from this sickness.
desperateannoying

Many YouTubers suffer from YouTuberculosis, it is a common disease.

YouTuberculosis by Ryuko Matoi's Dictionary May 15, 2019

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026