Youtuberculosis

The suffering one experiences after spending hours in front of a computer watching YouTube videos.

A: Ughhh, I've got a headache.
T: Why, what's wrong?
A: I came down with Youtuberculosis today. I just couldn't stop watching videos online last night, and it kept me up.
T: Is that contagious?

Youtuberculosis by Amanda Dorsch November 9, 2007

YouTuberculosis

A condition that arises when one spends a large amount of time bumming around on YouTube. This implies randomly looking for videos and wasting time rather than trying to find something or doing something useful.

Joe: Damn, what happened to Chris? I heard he got a bad case of YouTuberculosis and watched videos about trampoline accidents for three hours yesterday?

Dan: I know, he didn't want to go to the bar and watch the game because he was on YouTube!

YouTuberculosis by AnotherAnonymous July 3, 2007

YouTuberculosis

A YouTuber so desperate for likes and subs. Symptoms include the patient beginning to say to like the video before it has even f***ing started, reminding the audience during the video to like and subscribe and they will do better. Many YouTubers suffer from this sickness.
desperateannoying

Many YouTubers suffer from YouTuberculosis, it is a common disease.

YouTuberculosis by Ryuko Matoi's Dictionary May 15, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004