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Kappa Sigma Express

The train schedule was supposed to stop at midnight, but for these sorostitutes the Kappa Sigma Express will run all night long.
by MARKSKI726 December 27, 2008
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Express Hole

Those who insist on going through the supermarket line with 12 items when the line is for 10 items or less. These are the same holes that want to pay with a check in the "Cash Only" lane.
John is an express hole, he routinely attempts to check out through the 10 items or less express lane with 12 items.
by HanSoloRRT April 16, 2008
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express piss

When you are in a hurry and you want to piss fast, you start to piss, then flush so that you perfectly time it and you finish pissing at the exact same time the flush swirls down.
It was 8 o'clock and Jacob was late for class, so he express pissed and got the fuck out of there.
by ContinuumTransfunctioner September 19, 2010
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Expressive Pussy

When she has that kind of pussy that just speaks to your soul. The kind that gets so wet it talks to and tells you what a good job you're doing and when she orgasms it pulls you even more. The most addictive form of pussy.
That girl has the most expressive pussy I've ever had.
by That1GuyThatLikesFun August 19, 2021
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aston expressway

Truely hard core road in north Birmingham, officially the A38(M). 7 lanes of mayhem, with tidal flow and no divider, which all ends up at Spaghetti Junction. Class.
The title screen of "Fifth Gear" on channel 5.
by oracle January 25, 2005
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asscrack express

An overbooked cross-country red-eye flight filled with people who have not bathed for several days and smell like ASSCRACK.
I took the Asscrack Express from L.A. to New York, and by the time I arrived, the subway smelled great.
by Wildcat's Ankle April 10, 2009
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The Express Bus Downtown

When someone with a perverted mind misconstrues something to be DIRTY, automatically. (DOWNTOWN alludes to nether regions)
"When i said it felt moist in here, she began to chuckle. Damn, that girl is always on the express bus downtown."
by MissMelissaJean October 7, 2009
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