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Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!
"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2
by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020
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De-existify

To make something not exist anymore. To remove somethings ability to function or work on this plane of existence. To nullify or revoke the functionality of an object or thing.
My MP3 player pissed me of, so I had to de-existify it. ELECTRONICS MEET WALL!!!!
by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009
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Nigga Excuse

a Nigga Excuse is just like a regular excuse, but is dumbed down into a form of Niggadome. Nigga excuses often stem from, but are not limited to, Nigga moments, i.e Nigga situations, which then require nigga excuses. Nigga excuses often times only make since to Niggas and the Niggas that come up with them.
Example of Nigga Excuse

Man 1 : " Yea i shot dat nigga!"
Man 2 : " Why?"
Man 1 : " dats nigga stepped on my fresh Jordan's" " I had just bought 'em"
Man 2 : " Word man, I would've did the same thing"

( Man 1 & Man 2 share fist-bump)
by Afrotastic June 27, 2010
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existentialist

One who believes his existence is unique for it is defined in "you are your life and nothing more." Someone who sees life in his own light and allows no one to impose on one's view of life. To question one's existance and how valid one's experiences in life are. One who takes life experience by experience, good or bad, and builds upon one's existance and reality. One give meaning to many and all.
I am an existentialist, I am just one who is because he is.
by Adler Kierkegaurd April 5, 2005
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existence

by Imanangrybird April 20, 2018
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excuse my french

Something soccer moms often say before, after, or in between swearing, as if to convince someone that they are speaking to that they have picked up a foreign language, and are not just using words like fuck, shit, ass, bitch, or possibly Barbara Steisand.
Excuse my french, but little jason is just the most retarded fucking little bastard on the block. Too bad his fucking whore of a mother didn't use a condom.
by Al October 14, 2003
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the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?
The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse
by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
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