Ejaculate

What not to say when you mean the word "eject"

Hot girl: "So what happens in Top Gun?"
Guy: "Goose tries to ejaculate and dies"
Hot girl: "...."

by Radarhut April 28, 2011

premature ejaculation

when a guy(mainly justin mundt) cums before he can get it in

"Oh, God dammit justin I don't even have my shoes off and you've already cum"

by Josh May 3, 2004

Ejact

Ejact. (noun) The precum that proceeds an ejaculation and usually contains malformed or elderly sperm. Used to inform someone they are a 'imbecile' or a 'retard'

This insult was first coined in Jan 2010 by Laura Woolley.

'You ejact! that's my fucking bike!'

'Dave, you are such a fucking EJACT'

'Wow...that boy is an ejact...'

by Paviche January 8, 2010

Explosive Ejaculation

A male ejaculation with extreme force and pain.

While i was masturbating, i had an explosive ejaculation.

by wikywhat2 October 20, 2009

Ejaculatories

Ejaculatories: a noun.
The fluids that spew fourth from the penis durring the male orgasm. May or may not be fertile seed (aka containing competent sperm). Also found to be quite tastey by most sluts and/or skanks.

She swallowed every last bit of his ejaculatories.

Wash the ejaculatories off of your hand before you fondle your pogs.

by The Muffin Man May 7, 2004

ejaculation annihilation

When cum exits the penis at a high velocity and pressure. This is a dangeros and somewhat arrousing funcion that can kill whoever it hits.

Stephen: Did you hear what happened to Suzan?
Bitch: No what happened?
Stephen: She was going down on Greg and he had a ejaculation annihilation... her funeral is on the 15th.
Bitch: Omg that must of hurt like the dickens.

by Roberto el Fancypants March 7, 2008

Ejacshack

A common location of semen or ejaculation. Possibly:
Your girlfriend
a man in jail
your sister.

God Damn, that whore is such a Ejacshack.

Yo man, Jamal was tight shit till he went to jail. .Now that nigga just an Ejacshack.

Garret: Dude, I couldn't find anywhere to blow my load , so I just chose the sink.

Tom: Damn man, I normally just use tissues as my ejacshack.

by Bigblackkansas December 16, 2009