by SkrtZ On YT May 01, 2021
You're a dysfunctional little fuck. One phone call could get you onto Ricki Lake.
One phone call, you and you're fucked up family. Ricki would get 10 episodes out of you!
One phone call, you and you're fucked up family. Ricki would get 10 episodes out of you!
by de-pube December 01, 2022
A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.
Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.
by Baldr57 August 11, 2020
Tom: I feel like I need to burp and just can't.
Craig: I think you might be suffering from eructile dysfunction.
Craig: I think you might be suffering from eructile dysfunction.
by BuffDudeTotally February 22, 2024
John and Alex got brorectile dysfunction when Jenny asked them to come to bed due to a previous threesome.
by Enclave General May 05, 2015
When you say something so cringey and disgusting yet you feel nothing about the person that you have wronged.. it gives the rest of us shivers. This is how we stare back at you.
Him: She looks fantastic absolutely gorgeous picture perfect so fine with everything in the rite places... alright alright alright
Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*
Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*
by DJ Dammit Man November 05, 2022
noun
1. A failure of storage media, particularly aged obsolete devices, characterized by an inability to achieve an ejection from the host device.
2. When a floppy disk releases its limp ropy material into the slotted box receptacle. This accidental discharge destroys the desirable of both members, often resulting in the indefinite partnership of the devices and the generation of a new storage system in time.
1. A failure of storage media, particularly aged obsolete devices, characterized by an inability to achieve an ejection from the host device.
2. When a floppy disk releases its limp ropy material into the slotted box receptacle. This accidental discharge destroys the desirable of both members, often resulting in the indefinite partnership of the devices and the generation of a new storage system in time.
My VHS tape just had an ejectile dysfunction with my combo TV/VCR! I would have pulled out but the unit had already shot its silky viscous wad all over the place without warning.
by MoleMan_0828 January 10, 2016