You are officially on a debt diet when you repitdly use phrase "Given the state of the economy...." or even simpler "I can't go out, I'm fucking broke."
Your budget constrains you to the essentials: Gas, Food, Weed. You have even backed off the dollar menu, because lets face it, even chicken nuggets are $1.19 at Wendy's now, and they charge for extra bbq sauce.
You have been reduced to eating salad, cold cuts and cereal, and live for free bagel Monday's at work.
Cigs? Forget it, you look for 2nd hand smoke.
You break down everything you do into dollar and cents.
Your budget constrains you to the essentials: Gas, Food, Weed. You have even backed off the dollar menu, because lets face it, even chicken nuggets are $1.19 at Wendy's now, and they charge for extra bbq sauce.
You have been reduced to eating salad, cold cuts and cereal, and live for free bagel Monday's at work.
Cigs? Forget it, you look for 2nd hand smoke.
You break down everything you do into dollar and cents.
"Hey lets go downtown tonight for drinks"
"What are you nuts!? 5 bucks a beer and 2.70 for a gallon of gas."
"I thought you were losing weight, I didnt know it was because of a debt diet!"
"i totally even forgot that it was Tuesday, no pizza for me tho, i'm spending as little as possible
i'm on debt diet"
"I haven't eaten solids in 2 weeks"
"Thats terrible for you, why"
"Fuck the south beach diet...I'm on the debt diet...CUP OF NOODLES BITCH"
"What are you nuts!? 5 bucks a beer and 2.70 for a gallon of gas."
"I thought you were losing weight, I didnt know it was because of a debt diet!"
"i totally even forgot that it was Tuesday, no pizza for me tho, i'm spending as little as possible
i'm on debt diet"
"I haven't eaten solids in 2 weeks"
"Thats terrible for you, why"
"Fuck the south beach diet...I'm on the debt diet...CUP OF NOODLES BITCH"
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The cause, rather than solution to America's health problems. Great for pussy metro fags and gullible fucktwits.
The cause, rather than solution to America's health problems. Great for pussy metro fags and gullible fucktwits.
Three pudgy middle aged men sitting around a table and another man in his late 20's with the body of a greek god eating eggs and a big-ass steak.
old fart number 1:Damn, aren't you worried about your cholesterol there?
young man: (sigh) nope, my blood pressure and lipid profiles are fantastic...
old fart number 2: You will see by the time you get to my age.
young man: there is no connection between dietary chol...
old fart number 3: You are going to kill yourself. You need to be on a heart healthy diet, it's what my doctor had to put me on.
Conversation steers towards old men discussing the statins and Viagra that their doctors put them on...The older men continue to eat their crappy processed "food".
old fart number 1:Damn, aren't you worried about your cholesterol there?
young man: (sigh) nope, my blood pressure and lipid profiles are fantastic...
old fart number 2: You will see by the time you get to my age.
young man: there is no connection between dietary chol...
old fart number 3: You are going to kill yourself. You need to be on a heart healthy diet, it's what my doctor had to put me on.
Conversation steers towards old men discussing the statins and Viagra that their doctors put them on...The older men continue to eat their crappy processed "food".
by TheDink September 20, 2011
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by gahhhhg November 13, 2009
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From the Rufus Wainwright song, Old Whore's Diet, on the "Want Two" album, 2005 - "This song was from my rather decadent period. I'd been up for days and found myself eating some rather old Chinese food from a hotel refrigerator. I thought to myself that this is the ultimate old whore's diet." --R. Wainwright, explaining Old Whore's Diet
From the Rufus Wainwright song, Old Whore's Diet, on the "Want Two" album, 2005 - "This song was from my rather decadent period. I'd been up for days and found myself eating some rather old Chinese food from a hotel refrigerator. I thought to myself that this is the ultimate old whore's diet." --R. Wainwright, explaining Old Whore's Diet
"An old whore's diet/gets me goin' in the morning/ain't nothin' like it/gets me goin' in the morning.
"To say I love you/gets me goin' where I want to."
--Rufus Wainwright & Antony Hegarty, Old Whore's Diet
"To say I love you/gets me goin' where I want to."
--Rufus Wainwright & Antony Hegarty, Old Whore's Diet
by Sacralita April 24, 2005
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Get the Dietzel mug.~~~definition of goth:
n.
1)A style of rock music that often evokes bleak, lugubrious imagery.
2)A performer or follower of this style of music.
~~~definition of diet/lite:
(lite) adj.
Having less substance
(diet) n.
A regulated selection of foods
*There for diet goth = emo*
n.
1)A style of rock music that often evokes bleak, lugubrious imagery.
2)A performer or follower of this style of music.
~~~definition of diet/lite:
(lite) adj.
Having less substance
(diet) n.
A regulated selection of foods
*There for diet goth = emo*
like a goth is all dark, an emo isn't as dark as a goth so they are like diet goth like um diet coke it is like crappy coke.......i <3 emos no worries
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I would like 2 double whoppers with cheese, 3 large fries, onion rings, apple pie and a diet coke because I'm watching my weight
by can you open my milk mommy March 4, 2005
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