sploinkie doinke

The entity above all, our lord and saviour. Be terrified of it. It is amazing.

Praise Sploinkie doinke

Yes it is above all

by Sploinkie doink January 30, 2022

fat doinks in amish

fat doinks in Amish. when you smoke a fat doink when it's made out of a corn husk pipe after railing your brother's sister while eating a taco salad out of her ass

yo Bethlehem me and Jafar had a fat doinks in Amish last night

by fat doinks December 15, 2022

Doink

A work used as a reaction to a minor accident.

You are riding a bike and fall, skinning your arm. Your friends respond with “doink?”. You then say “doink!

by Ch3ese-Lord July 2, 2021

Doinked

A family friendly way of a youtuber named Gloom (Kassie) saying that someone got killed

It's mostly used in videos where she tries solving riddles (7-Second Riddles etc.)

Yup, that dude just got doinked.

by thatssoboring June 2, 2020

doink

Fall asleep quickly
Synonyms: Sleep, crash, pass out

Person A: Alright guys, see you later. I'm probably gonna go doink.

by CutieFox9 September 1, 2023

doink bond

Alishah’s weird ass (ily)

My name is Bond. Doink Bond.

by Whytfisthisnecessary May 9, 2018

Doink

Means anything, really. It could mean, smash, steal, shit, or anything.

Fuck bro I heard ryan just doinked that bitch.

by Shdbjdfj October 3, 2018