doink doink

any sex that happens on the TV show Law and Order or its spinoffs

On SVU in the episode Annihilated Stabler doink doinked his wife and got her pregnent

I wish Elliot and Olivia would doink doink already

by ellipher March 17, 2009

Drinksterbation

The art of getting piss drunk while being alone. Drinksterbater: one who has mastered the technique of Drinksterbation see also: Alcoholic

Q: What'd you do last night.
A: I spent had about a three hour drinksterbation session, and I really feel like shit today.

by Farva May 1, 2004

doinker

A penis with a tendency to be extremely stretchy.

John stretched his doinker and slapped Jason in the face with it.Jason brown

by john September 5, 2003

doinker

An empty-headed (and often shallow) person, especially a female. An airhead. Derived from the sound that an empty missle battery made in the '80s Atari arcade game, Missle Command ("doink", "doink", "doink").

"All those girls at the mall are just doinkers."

by EJ Spode October 22, 2008

drinks from the straw

term used to to describe the act of a girl swallowing jizz at the end of the blow job.

Chuck: Man that girl is hot.
Steve: Yeah, she blew me once.
Chuck: was it good?
Steve: Damn straight, drinks from the straw too!
Chuck: Wow! now she is extra hot.

by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

doings

A term used in the Southern Counties of the UK to denote going somewhere or someplace. No one outside of those areas knows what the hell the other person is saying but to people who live there it makes perfect sense.

"Hello Uncle Philip, where are you off to today?"
"I've got to go down the doings later to see about getting some money back on the shoes I bought. They don't fit right."
"Good luck with that Uncle."
"Thanks. Tell your mother I'll pop in and see her next week after I've got back from the doings down your road."
"Will do."

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

drinks bitch

Anyone who has been given the task of getting and preparing the next round of drinks. Normally the drinks bitch is assigned this role because they did something stupid, or whilst playing a game like 3 man.

Drinks bitch, get me a beer!

by 0800tim February 1, 2009