Doink

Means anything, really. It could mean, smash, steal, shit, or anything.

Fuck bro I heard ryan just doinked that bitch.

by Shdbjdfj October 3, 2018

Doink

an absolute idiot

"dont be a doink"

by vh ucccugugocgocgudndndn January 10, 2024

doink

1. old pbs kids 2. hitting someone in the balls

1. chalalala doink! pbs kids 2. i doinked blanca from animal crossing

by imcool56060560557757 June 8, 2023

ka-doink, boink

A word/sound you use after someone says something incredibly obvious. Like using the word "duh", only way better. May be followed by a swift slap to the back of the person's, who pointed this obvious statement out, head.
Or sometimes its acceptable to use a face palm.

EX: "Hey, your wearing a green shirt!"
"Uhh Ka-Doink, Boink. Genius."
*swift slap to head* (optional face palm)

by apple juice ginger June 9, 2011

Royally Doinked

When a home boy has too many doinks and starts saying irrelavent yet seemingly funny things.

Home boy 1: Yo Jerome, you good dawg?
Home boy 2: Nah boy I'm royally doinked
Home boy 1: whatchu mean
Home boy 2: how the hell they fit a whole watermelon in a can?

by Vanilla jello puddin pops July 14, 2019

big ol doinks

When you're in amish gettin (litty)

Out here in amish smoking big ol doinks

by Tattar NN September 11, 2017

dip doink

An airhead; someone with no brain who makes you want to scream and punch them in the face.

"Ugh, she is such a dip doink."

by RoseyPantalones June 14, 2015