Divine Shitervention

When you have to go #2 during an inescapable situation, and something happens that allows you to get to the bathroom.

Man, last night I was on the phone with my mom and I had to take a dump really bad. Thankfully, I had an incident of divine shitervention and her battery died.

by PantsMan.EXE July 5, 2011

a moment of divine self reflection

When your held finally pops out of your ass

I had a moment of divine self reflection when I realized I wasn't the center of the universe. Then I heard a loud pop

by Andromeda98 January 30, 2014

Our Lady of the divine providence

One of the most retarded schools ever created. I'm glad its closing down. You go no were in life and become a dumbass for the rest of your life. Dont Go To Our Lady Of The Divine Providence.

I go to our lady of the divine providence. Where the hell is that?!

You go to o.l.d.p kill yourself

by Zack Reffy July 6, 2009

Divinci

sticking a paint brush up your anus then then painting somones face with a poo like substance

mary told chris she really wanted a divinci so that night he stuck the brush up his ass and gave her one

by mike hunt March 15, 2004

Divine love making (raw sex)

(verb) When Jon and Sydney participate in the act of making love. Will start slow and smooth with licks and kisses. Leading to ruff, raw, uninhibited, caught in the moment of divine raw intercourse. This action of love must be done several times daily. Caution: Many babies can be made this way. Many, many, many pocket sized babies. Where will you put them? Outside to grow.

You can't handle one. Divine love making (raw sex) is just for Jon & Sydney.

by untitled2633 June 18, 2008

Divine Fail

Failure even more epic than an Epic Fail. This denotes so much failure, That in a video game a blind person could beat him, A man driving a car would miss over and over again, and never gets the hang of it, and typing the letter S instead of L more than 30 times before you could finish.

This type of failure is rare though, not even a dying, bleeding man could have such a high level of epicity in the category of fail.

Nerd: I'm going to pwnz0r yo0. Wan2 b3t?
Geek: You bet, NERD.

......2 seconds later

Geek: Wow, that's kinda phail.

^ Example of a Divine Fail

by DarkestZ May 29, 2009

divine intervention

a sweet 2D shooter game. go to
www.quickblog.com/arcade/index.php?id=120
to play

madsweet shooter

by cul June 27, 2004