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disserlossophobia

Fear of losing a dissertation before submission, resulting in irrational repetitive behaviour (e.g., emailing multiple copies to yourself, hitting 'ctrl S' after every word, archiving on 10+ memory drives ...)
"Why is Jane burying a hard drive in the vegetable patch?" "Disserlossophobia".
by JoJo62 October 13, 2015
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disasterthief

A person who is skilled at the terrible act of taking a wonderful situation and stupidly turning it into a disaster
So, we were stealing records from the record shop and got outside around the corner and saw a cop. We remained cool and then Greg came running from up yelling, "I can't believe we stole all those records!!!" The cop looked at him and said, "Your disasterthief gave your dumbasses up..."
by von groovy May 2, 2019
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Disaster Dick

A metaphor comparing your stroke game with your penis to a Disaster. Also it could potentially mean your dick has a disease and in that scenario you should probably go get checked out
I’m finna go to my girl’s house and give her that disaster dick
by Big Bad Uni July 31, 2019
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Dipsters

Dipsters: DIP DIP DIP DIP DIP DIP DIP DIP DIP DIP DIP DIP DI...
by ACreativeName May 26, 2021
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Flaming Disaster

Describes a situation that is in desperate need of remedy. Something that is worse than horrible, but not devastating or life changing. A person's appearance that is worse than a hot mess. Something that could be viewed as being worse than a hot mess.
The new project that was constructed was worse than horrible, it was a flaming disaster. Having such hostile individuals all in the same room resulted in the meeting being worse than counterproductive, it was a flaming disaster. Even though we all worked collaboratively to complete the project, our efforts resulted in a flaming disaster.
by Dhe January 27, 2014
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Shit disaster

The toilet initially is clogged up with toilet paper and shit. The victim then attempts to flush it again , with the toilet still being clogged, the shit and toilet paper rises further towards the top of the toilet. The victim then begins to panic and takes out the toilet brush from next to the toilet and attempts to push the shit and toilet paper down with it. This doesn't work and there is now shit on the brush as well. The victim then tries to hide the shit covered brush by putting it back into its case with shit still all over it . The victim then does a quick prayer, closes the lid of the toilet and flushes it again. If lucky, the shit and toilet paper will go down, if not, it will begin to come out of the toilet and create a shit tsunami within the house. If the contents went down with the flush, the victim then pulls their pants up and leaves the toilet as if nothing happened, trying to forget the shit disaster they just experienced.
Mum: "Hey Tom is the toilet clean? The guests will be here soon".

Tom: "I doubt it, I just had a shit disaster".

Mum: " Oh not again, you had one last week".
by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017
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Blow-up Day Disasters

Inflatable holiday yard decorations that only look good at night. When seen during the day while deflated, they look like someone did a drive-by shooting on your lawn, leaving them strewn across your yard like a Christmas massacre.
While jogging through our suburban paradise, I thought I might have entered a crime seen because all of our neighbors' yards were filled with Blow-up Day Disasters. Dirty, deflated, tacky bags of garbage on everyone's lawn.
by TackityTackTackTacky December 7, 2012
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