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oh dissed

To own someone (not a verb, see example)
A: The Knights beat the Piratees 21-9.
B: Oh dissed.
by Jamal Brown December 1, 2007
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Diss-Five

Not to be confused with a "no-five", the diss-five sees the disser turning their face from their target in a show disrespect while also turning their hand backwards, connecting the dissee's open palm with the back of their hand. The harder the diss-connection, the more impactful the diss.

The diss-five originated in games media in Australia in the early 2000s.
Cam thought I was unawares of his underhandedness, so I delivered in kind, dishing out a perfectly loud and aggressive diss-five, much to his alarm, and eventual chagrin.
by billythepunk February 14, 2021
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Dissed

To shun away ; to cast out of the in crowd
Looks like he got dissed
by rafael e Reyes August 19, 2022
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dissed

yo ur ass loooking juicy can i hit
bro wtf ur dissed asf get out of here
by lkdkenenrjrnt November 13, 2021
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diss theory

a theory created by professional sexists
abdullah and taha

the theory states that:
1. the flatter the ass, the longer the dick and vice versa
2. the wetter the ass, the lesser the cum a person produces and vice versa
"yo u wrong bro... that statement goes agaisnt the diss theory"
by sexism PhD March 29, 2020
mugGet the diss theorymug.

disse

A girl who is wifey material but likes belonging to the streets. She can’t be cuffed because she gets bored easily. Be careful when you meet one of them.
Him: Dude be careful she’s a disse, you don’t want to simp for her.
by bbygirll2245 May 31, 2020
mugGet the dissemug.

Diss-Dick

When a "girl" aka "*****" intentionally tries to make you limp or soft while fucking, to make her "g" happy about his insecurities.
This crazy b*****, tried to Diss-Dick while she fucked Rick.
by R1sK87 October 16, 2023
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