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music dick cycle

When older fans of a genre of music accuse the newer, more modern bands and fans of being not true to that genre, sell-outs, wannabes, gay, when they are just as good if not better than older, original and founding bands.
"OMG!!! Rise Against isn't real punk rock!!! The Ramones are real!"- Old punk fan showing music dick cycle
by mindfreak06 August 10, 2010
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spin cycle

When an opiate addict rotates in and out of rehab continuously for the experience of the first high after being clean for a few days. Also known as the cause of most drug over doses of relapse addicts.
Many addicts die from over doses after coming out of the spin cycle of rehab and addiction.
by Fonda Cox March 26, 2008
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snick cycle

A multi-month long cycle of anticipation, hype, and eventually trolling in regards to any video game that is coming out. Originally started solely on the xbox 360 platform, it has recently moved to PC games. The support varies from extreme devotion to the game to it's eventual badmouthing.
the snick cycle is in full effect for BF3
by DocBN4G October 2, 2011
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Wetty Necky Spin Cycle 3000 Deluxe

When a Male lays down on top of a roomba naked while erect and have the roomba spin around while the female gives him a blow job.
Mark: "Oh, what did you and Jessica do last night?"
James: "I got lucky, she gave me the Wetty Necky Spin Cycle 3000 Deluxe!"
Mark: "Nice dude!"
by Java_Cakes January 15, 2019
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hit for the cycle

Baseball analogy: Cumming in a woman's mouth, vagina, and ass all in one sex session.
Patrick will soon fulfill a lifelong dream, when Nicole lets him hit for the cycle all in one night.
by BeautifulPervert! July 7, 2010
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Menstrual Cycle

Brendans Menstrual Cycle is fucking awesome!!
but its leaking!!
by Nickcoolness :) October 5, 2008
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Robert's cycle

Robert's cycle is the proven theory that high school girls are stupid whores. It is a perpetual cycle that forces adult males to date teenage girls, leaving teenage boys without dates. As teenage girls are amazed with the concept of dating an older and "mature" male, they think no further and allow themselves to whore their nubile bodies. The result of this leads to the lack of dates for high school boys. The girl's argument is usually that teenage boys are too immature and that they need a "man." First of all, one must take into consideration the facts that counter this argument. In high school, puberty is in its middle stages and hormones are simply making teenagers horny and immature. Plus, one cannot blame a teenage boy to be attracted to his female peers. It's only natural that people in the same age group would be attracted to one another. Teenage girls however, strive for the attention of an older male, presumably in his mid to late 20's. This whole concept of the older male being "mature" is ridiculous. The fact that an adult male is considering having sexual relations with an underage female completely destroys the original argument (that older males are mature). Not only is this illegal, but one could easily speculate that an adult male is a loser because he cannot get any dates in his age group, and resorts into having a 14 year old girlfriend. As a result of this, teenage boys will have to endure their high school career without any girlfriends. This will follow them until they reach the age of 25, where they can finally get a date with a high school girl. By this time, the cycle is complete and repeats once again.
Teenage Boy 1: Man, Katie is really cute. I think I'm going to ask her out.

Teenage Boy 2: I heard she has a 27 year old boyfriend. What a whore.

Teenage Boy 1: Aw man. Stupid slut. Another dumb girl taking part in Robert's cycle. I'll never get a date in high school.

Teenage Boy 2: Well, at least in 13 years we can get a girl our that's our age.

Teenage Boy 1: Hey how old is your sister again?

Teenage Boy 2: Uh, 4?

Teenage Boy 1: Sweet. You know, 13 years isn't that long.

Teenage Boy 2: wat
by The Moustached Dentist May 23, 2008
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