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Cryptkeeper

people who post cryptic messages on facebook in an attempt to generate inquiries about their emotional turmoil.

(insert cryptic facebook status that is directed towards a particular person who probably also communicates in cryptic facebook statuses because they fail to communicate directly and instead elect to post cryptic facebook statuses for all of Facebook to see and comment on)
Homegirl is being a Cryptkeeper again on her Facebook status.
by googles33 June 24, 2010
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cryptoqueer

Describes human sexuality where the actual nature of one's attractions and fantasies is a closely-guarded secret, even from one's self. It is thought to describe the natural state of most human adults.
A: I think Joe might be gay.
B: Who knows? Even Joe probably doesn't know. Like most of us, he's a cryptoqueer.
by episiarch April 26, 2017
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cryptodaddy

A sugar daddy in cryptocurrency. Hardcore hodler. Usually drivers a lambo
Hey baby, do you need a cryptodaddy? Check my ripple bags.
by Florida__Man January 12, 2018
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CryptoCRIT

CryptoCRIT is an open-source Cryptocurrency project which facilitates a Cryptocurrency wallet for making payments. The associated Cryptocurrency is called CritCoin.
"Hey, Can you lend me some money?"
"I don't carry cash, I have CritCoins, you need that?"
"Yeah, CryptoCRIT is awesome"
by TheAbbie August 10, 2020
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cryptoslut

An attractive, young female who will exchange sexual favors for crypto currency.
That cryptoslut sucked Mando’s dick 3 doge coins.
by PapichuloJLars June 3, 2021
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People of Crypto

An umberella term that is used to describe people from the most oppressed and marginalised group in society, as known as NFT owners.
And to NFTphobes out there keep whining about how NFTs are bad for the environment: Stop whining about us being heckin' rich and valid. You don't care about the environment, in fact, nobody does.
Someone: "Are you white"
Us People of Crypto😎💰: "No I am a person of Crypto"
by 69loli_fucker420 December 9, 2021
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cryptoid

a cryptoid is something that desribes a monster you don't know. like, if you don't know what kind of monster it is, it's obviously a cryptoid.
Ah, shit son. Look at that fucking cryptoid under my bed.
by Taylor March 7, 2005
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