crypt orchid

the scientific terms used to describe the physical condition of a male born without having had his testicles descend into the scrotum and therefore his scrotum is empty and his testicles are in the trunk of the body. This male may get prosthetic testicles for his sac or be doomed to a life of flapping scrotum skin in the wind.

"what was that?"

"oh, it's my empty scrotum flapping in the breeze....it's my crypt orchids..."

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

dusty crophopper

Going from anal to any other hole with feces on your dick

What's a dusty crophopper? .....It's a more expansive ATM.

by ProfBibbo November 28, 2013

Cryptic Castle

A very KEWL server with a bunch of EDGY KEWL kids. The server has a wholesome and normal owner, a cute boi mod, a kid who always seems to complain bout his life but everyone loves him, a LADY who basically is the owner of the server but doesnt have the role, a madlad guy who is banned but will be forever remembered, a guy who constantly love to post his selfies even tho majority of them are cringe, a bunch of close friends of the LADY and some other ppl.
Should u join this server?
yes IF u have an extra life.

Boy 1 : have u seen cryptic castle

Boy 2 : no
Boy 1 : ok
Boy 2 : ok

by Synced_out_ May 24, 2021

cryPhone

What you call your iPhone after you drop it and crack the screen.

"Dude, you wanna buy my cryPhone? That's a custom spidered screen."

by CunningLinguist71 January 8, 2012

crypticnoone

To be the best Twitter account in the history of Twitter

Albert : That tweet was a banger
IcyVert : I know. it got me feeling like CrypticNoOne

by Corn⭐ October 6, 2020

craphead

See Bill Gates

by star8706 February 1, 2003

Cryptard

The most annoying/retarded fatass in the world.

"Jake, you're such a fucking cryptard.."

by blahblahblah123456734 June 14, 2009