Chuck: I feel like a new man today.
Bob: Why's that?
Chuck: Last night I wolfed down six hot chilis before bed. I catharted so loudly that I scared myself awake. I cried so hard I peed. By the way, Sandy's moving out.
Bob: Why's that?
Chuck: Last night I wolfed down six hot chilis before bed. I catharted so loudly that I scared myself awake. I cried so hard I peed. By the way, Sandy's moving out.
by CunningLinguist71 November 26, 2011
The sort of pooping experience so profound that it provokes a powerful emotional release. It is often followed immediately by an undercover operation to acquire a plunger before anybody else heads for the restroom.
I hate to say it because I'm exhausted and I lost my favorite pair of underwear in the battle, but that chili cheese dog ended up giving me just the catharshits I've been needing.
by CunningLinguist71 August 01, 2016
by CunningLinguist71 January 07, 2012
adj. 1. A general term used to describe behavior that is fearless, authentic, compassionate, and ethical. 2. Well above the social standard for "normal" behavior. 3. The opposite of dumb ass behavior.
by CunningLinguist71 November 20, 2011
n. 1. A title assigned to someone who consistently displays bad ass (fearless, authentic, compassionate, ethical) behavior, even--and most especially--when no one is watching. Antonym--Anyone assigning himself/herself the title of bad ass.
I wonder if Justin Timberlake is a full-time bad ass or was just having a good day when he decided to take one of his fans to the Marine Corp Ball. I'm leaning towards full-time bad ass.
by CunningLinguist71 November 20, 2011