5 definitions by CunningLinguist71

catharshits

The sort of pooping experience so profound that it provokes a powerful emotional release. It is often followed immediately by an undercover operation to acquire a plunger before anybody else heads for the restroom.

I hate to say it because I'm exhausted and I lost my favorite pair of underwear in the battle, but that chili cheese dog ended up giving me just the catharshits I've been needing.

by CunningLinguist71 August 1, 2016

cathart

v. To fart so intensely that it triggers an emotional release.

Chuck: I feel like a new man today.
Bob: Why's that?
Chuck: Last night I wolfed down six hot chilis before bed. I catharted so loudly that I scared myself awake. I cried so hard I peed. By the way, Sandy's moving out.

by CunningLinguist71 November 26, 2011

cryPhone

What you call your iPhone after you drop it and crack the screen.

"Dude, you wanna buy my cryPhone? That's a custom spidered screen."

by CunningLinguist71 January 7, 2012

bad ass

adj. 1. A general term used to describe behavior that is fearless, authentic, compassionate, and ethical. 2. Well above the social standard for "normal" behavior. 3. The opposite of dumb ass behavior.

Justin Timberlake made the bad ass move to escort a fan to the Marine Corps Ball.

by CunningLinguist71 November 20, 2011

bad ass

n. 1. A title assigned to someone who consistently displays bad ass (fearless, authentic, compassionate, ethical) behavior, even--and most especially--when no one is watching. Antonym--Anyone assigning himself/herself the title of bad ass.

I wonder if Justin Timberlake is a full-time bad ass or was just having a good day when he decided to take one of his fans to the Marine Corp Ball. I'm leaning towards full-time bad ass.

by CunningLinguist71 November 20, 2011