crotch pheasant 

A person who incessantly stares at another's crotch, or seems generally obsessed with crotch.

"Stop staring at my crotch you A-grade crotch pheasant!"

crotch pheasant by Taffeta November 25, 2005

crotch crustacean 

(n.) a pubic louse; the crabs.

I contracted a case of the crotch crustaceans from the trousers I purchased at the Salvation Army Thrift Store. Of course the old lady just ain't buying it...

crotch crustacean by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

crotch bulge

A large, pertruding bump from a male's genital region. In best cases it will be noticeable from over 25 feets away. Basically, the best thing in the world.

boy 1: dammit man, look at his crotch bulge... I could never compete with that :(

crotch bulge by Erica :] September 9, 2006

Crotch Biscuits 

: the wobbly triangles on one's inner thigh.

My legs are nicely and shapely, except for my two crotch biscuits

Crotch Biscuits by mintm July 19, 2011

Crotch Waffle

A waffle like discharge that falls out of a crack-whore's vagina when you punch her in the boobs.

I found a crotch waffle on the ground the other day, so I hauled ass out of there!

Crotch Waffle by omega-zen-master November 16, 2010

Crotch Etiquette 

Or 'Sack manners', is the unwritten code of ethics used when approaching the groin region. Crotch etiquette is usually breached by those who don't understand the sharp pain inflicted if that particular area is hit.

Example 1;
Damien: I saw Libby sack tap Kieron, that bitch needs to learn some Crotch Etiquette, FAST.
David: I hear that! *high fives*

Example 2;
Damien: That whore Libby was so close to steppin' on my balls the other day.
David: Teach the hoebag some Sack Manners, dawg!

Crotch Etiquette by Zuban! March 10, 2009

Crotch Otter 

1. Someone who constantly looks at crotches.

2. Additionally, someone who is always looking at there own crotch. Usually trying to hide the fact they are texting on there cell phone.

Gary would you stop being a crotch otter and look me in the eyes?

Cartier! Quit crotch ottering! Put your cell phone down and get back to work!

That guy totally crotch ottered you!

Crotch Otter by EISS August 22, 2011