Describes the extent of a situation. Used when a normal situation becomes fucked up or retarded; but mostly just gay.
Leslie(boss): "You better clean this place up or else you're fired."
Felix(employee): "Ahh... this is fucking crooked up the ass."
Felix(employee): "Ahh... this is fucking crooked up the ass."
by shwat October 8, 2007
Get the Crooked Up The Ass mug.a synonym for the more popular cut eye. a way of looking.may be interpreted as a look of hostile agression. may be projected as hostile passive agression. as giving somone "a look".
1.assuming or accusing someone is giving you crook eye when they are not can be used as an excuse to physically retaliate.
2.purposefully giving someone crook eye in order to illicit a violent response or passive retreat.
3.to intimidate or demonstrate dominance and superiority over your chosen rival.
look can ofetn included squinting, furrowing of brow,intensifying focus and is often paired with spiting, jaw clenching "the re glance"and other contemporary displays of overt or covert anger and agression
2.purposefully giving someone crook eye in order to illicit a violent response or passive retreat.
3.to intimidate or demonstrate dominance and superiority over your chosen rival.
look can ofetn included squinting, furrowing of brow,intensifying focus and is often paired with spiting, jaw clenching "the re glance"and other contemporary displays of overt or covert anger and agression
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noun; a state of mind, rather than a place, characterized by long stretches of seemingly endless boredom; emphasized by uninterrupted stretches of binge drinking which may or may not include loss of memory, friends, and/or property, and the bitches are no where to be found.
That party last night made me feel like I was in Crookston; I boned a goat and do not remember what happened after that.
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A inconsequential person who talks a big game, but their big talk is just a crock of shit because they never do what they say they will.
"Crockstar" is the antonym to, and should not be confused with a "Rockstar".
A inconsequential person who talks a big game, but their big talk is just a crock of shit because they never do what they say they will.
"Crockstar" is the antonym to, and should not be confused with a "Rockstar".
That guy is such a crockstar. Time after time, he has offered to things and then always has an excuse to offer, but no results.
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n. (pronounced "croo-ka-BANG-er") A term originating in the Bay Area that refers to any female who performs sexual favors for multiple members of a group or crew.
On the remix to the hyphy track "Super Sic Wid it", Mistah F.A.B. gets explicit rapping, "Searchin' for a ripper or runner or crookabanger/What's a crookabanger? Your whole crew can bang'er."
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