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Noel Coward was the greatest entertainer, singer/songwriting, writer of the 20th century.His memory will live on forever.He wrote songs such as "Mad Dogs and Englishmen" and "I went to a marvelous Party"
The Lyrics of Noel Coward
Mad dogs and Englishmen
Go out in the midday sun,
The Japanese don't care to.
The Chinese wouldn't dare to,
Hindoos and Argentines sleep firmly from twelve to one.
But Englishmen detest a siesta.
In the Philippines
There are lovely screens
To protect you from the glare.
In the Malay States
There are hats like plates
Which the Britishers won't wear.
At twelve noon
The natives swoon
And no further work is done.
But mad dogs and Englishmen
Go out in the midday sun.

I went to a marvelous party,
I must say the fun was intense,
We all had to do
What the people we knew
Would be doing a hundred years hence.
Dear Cecil arrived wearing armour,
Some shells and a black feather boa,
Poor Millicent wore a surrealist comb
Made of bits of mosaic from St. Peter's in Rome,
But the weight was so great that she had to go home,
I couldn't have liked it more.
noel coward by men who lunch September 5, 2006
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Internet Coward 

The act of using social media to communicate subliminal messages or take "shots" at a person you clearly have a problem or issue with by making indirect statements and comments on the Internet. You have no courage or "balls" to call them on the phone and speak directly, email them privately or sit down for a one on one in resolving the issue.
Sarah, the ex-girlfriend behaviors are consistent with a internet coward as she obviously has an issue with her ex's new fiancée being around her children based on her numerous social media posts of 'Wicked Stepparents'.

During the morning departmental meeting, our two co-workers disagreed about the next steps to take in finalizing our company project. This evening, worker #1 is behaving like a internet coward and has made several status post on Facebook clearly directed to worker #2 in subliminal messages.
Internet Coward by Satiresr March 21, 2015

Anonymous Coward 

(from Slashdot) A name automatically given to an anonymous user who posts comments on a message board, meant to motivate users to register.
I set my threshold so that I don't have to look at all the stupid comments from Anonymous Cowards.
Anonymous Coward by Amanda April 20, 2004

Gutless Coward 

Hiding in a closet while under immediate threat and attack. Especially when in a leadership role and abandoning people that look up to you. Relying on others to improvise weapons while you hide.
Stephen Harper is a gutless coward because he left his people to go cower in a closet.

lewis coward 

Small dick no friends.
Roy "Hey Lewis Coward"
Jordan "Hey small penis"
lewis coward by Cooldragon616 July 18, 2016

Emotional Coward 

A person named who won’t share their tender feelings.
Rod is an emotional coward

dillon coward 

Super Cool dude who everyone likes and has sex with all the hot sugar mamas, and he is a big sexy beast and did i mention that everyone likes him, yeah he should be president or something
damn that kid is a dillon

yea he does all the fine ass bitches
dillon coward by Not Dillon February 3, 2005