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Covid Mary

1. A coronavirus spin on the infamous historical figure Typhoid Mary.

2. An asymptomatic carrier of the Covid-19 virus, who unwittingly and merrily spreads the virus to all those they have come in contact with.

3. The label “Covid Mary” also takes on additional meaning in the LGBTQ community, by utilizing the gay 'camp' term “Mary” to an even more embodied extent. Applying it to those promiscuous individuals not heading social distancing via their sexual activities.
Covid Mary has been out whoring around since the pandemic started and now all her boyfriends are infected too.
by MickeyLACA May 13, 2020
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Covid-theatre

The state of theatrics associated with the COVID pandemic , and alluding to the utter nonsensical measures that have no effect to hinder the spread of viral organisms.
“When I arrived to school, I ‘declared’ I was well on my screening app. Therefore, I know there is no virus in the school , obviously….Such Covid-theatre! “
by T.Mandelbunny January 19, 2022
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COVID musicians

Musicians who have sprung up during the COVID Pandemic due to having more time at home to learn an instrument.
I’ve bought two ukuleles and a Yamaha keyboard so far; clearly I’ve joined the ranks of the COVID musicians who’ve sprung up all over the world over the last few months!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2020
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Covid-19

ABSOLUTELY FUCKIN TERRIBLE. JUST GET IT OUT OF HERE

cmon y'all, who's with me?!
Covid-19 sucks ASS
by Stitch gurl April 20, 2020
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Covid cock

A term used to describe an aching an yearning penis that is desperate to get back into action, such action held back because of the corona virus pandemic
Man my covid cock aches. It’s beyond blue balls now!
by Newfie blogger June 21, 2020
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COVID-19

Its a stupid virus that prevents people from doing what they love the most. It makes you relize that you actually have a life. It breaks couples up beacuse they cant see each other. It makes people buy toilet paper when they dont even need it so, that way the people who really do need it cant wype there ass
Mom-Who used the last of the toilet paper?
Dad-I did
Mom-I have to go to the store now. Wheres my mask so i dont get the COVID-19
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COVID-19

COVID-19 is caused by a coronavirus called SARS-CoV-2 allowing introverted stoners to finally stay home in quarantine and smoke without a school or a boss b*tching in their ears or having to talk to people.
Person 1: hey man you hear school closed.
Person 2: yea man im excited about this covid-19
by Chloegirl13 August 31, 2020
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