VF Corped

When you job is taken and given to illegal aliens or 12 year old asian girls to save a buck a year.

John " I got laid off today. They are relocating my job to California in the middle of farmland."
Mike " Ah they VF Corped ya did they?"

by peeved1975 November 30, 2011

corned beef doughnut

A woman's anal passage.

Keith - "Did you shag that bird last night?"

Wesley - "Yeah mate, right up the corned beef doughnut!"

by Draz1000 November 8, 2007

corned beef inspector

A male homosexual

Did you see that corned beef inspector at the club last night? He was a raging flamer.

by suckdeeznuts March 15, 2009

Sugar Coated Sara Lee

Gingerly licking of sugar sprinkled prolapsed colon as though one would lick off the frosting of a Sara Lee cupcake

My gf have way too much anal sex and she got a prolapse colon so I did the smart thing and gave her a Sugar Coated Sara Lee...it was fucking delish

by tastercakes June 27, 2011

Hernán Cortés

The first conquistador in history, notoriously known for crushing all Aztec civilization. He was the first conquistador to enter Mexico also.

Hernán Cortés' full name was Hernán Cortés de Monroy y Pizarro Altamirano.

by Comrade Running Bear August 7, 2018

corned

When a you suck dick and graze you teeth along the shaft causing friction on the skin like removing corn off the cob.

Him: fuck bro she corned me last night

Friend: damn son! hope junior is all G!

by Jaelizzzlemahnizzle September 24, 2016

courted

The hidden masked driving force behind actions you take, usually resulting in a bad situation evolving.

I guess that's cus you were, and probably still are a well behaved good mannered girl? Unless you can tell me otherwise? Where as I was and still am courted by trouble!

by Velda, girl detective August 26, 2017