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To get blackout drunk and text everyone in your contacts regarding your whereabouts/night. Only tomorrow will you realize your mistake.
Friend: dude i got ur text from last night, u slept under a car!?
Other kid: Omg, I pulled a pizarro!
Pizarro by agoodfriend123 August 30, 2009
Words you can keep
-Sexy chick with giant tits that people want to touch.

-A chick other chicks would go lesbian for.

-To be fucked in the ass.

-That bitch was a real Pizarro.

-I want to Pizarro that slut all night.
Pizarro by Kathy Hiegel August 23, 2008

Catherine Pizarro 

Catherine is the most Amazing girl ever. She loves to game, draw, and watch anime. She is really pretty, funny, smexy, and very beautiful. Her voice is the sweetest thing. If you were friends with Catherine, than you would be the luckiest person ever to be with forever because she knows how to put a smile on your face. Catherine loves music and loves to eat sushi nomnomnom. If I ever met Catherine in my life, I think my life would be complete. Sometimes she will say she is not pretty, but that isn't true. She is very pretty inside and out. She has a nice body, really cute smile, cute nose, and has all the looks. Catherine is someone you need to take care of like a Cat. She has a kind-heart and you need to protect her from harm no matter what. She's a Brown Eyed Girl that you can never forget about. Keep her close to you and give her all your love <3 because Catherine needs love
Boy:Hey who is that?
Boy2: oh! thats Catherine Pizarro!
Boy:Dayuuuuuumm she's hella fine
Boy: She's really beautiful no lie

Dirty Pizarro 

While at the same time, you are giving a blow job, 2 hand jobs, having anal sex, vaginal sex (females only), and a foot job.
I don't think Sarah remembers doing a Dirty Pizarro at that party last night.
Dirty Pizarro by Cheesy McDick March 26, 2011

Sonia Pizarro 

Jabba the hut's sister, she the fat lady from the TV show Operation Repo, she wears dresses made of shower curtens and bed sheets, because they don't make dresses her size
Sonia Pizarro: scueze meh sir! we are comendating your car!

Guy: I thought dinosurs were extinked!

Sonia Pizarro: just for that I am eating you for lunch!
Sonia Pizarro by baka kuso yaro November 22, 2011

Maria Pizarro 

A girl who flexes her height, hates candy because she's an idiot. Overall tho a bottom. She is not my friend and I don't know her.
"Man Maria Pizarro is so tall I can't wait to step on her so she sizes down a bit"
"Maria is such a bottom omg"
"she has a fursuit"
Maria Pizarro by VESSSPAAAMANNN August 12, 2022

Francisco Pizarro 

The time traveler that told the Incas that cocaine was going to be made illegal in 1914. This caused the Incas to inject smallpox into their systems and die off.
Wow, Francisco Pizarro just told us cocaine is going to be made illegal.
Francisco Pizarro by Boochus September 20, 2019
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1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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