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Courtesy Perv

When a friend of the opposite sex (for heterosexuals) wears something slightly revealing or otherwise shows a bit of skin, and it would be rude or confidence destroying not to take a quick glance.
Claire just got changed on the bus, would have been rude not to give her a courtesy perv
Courtesy Perv by wontbudge June 26, 2015

Courtesy Splash 

When you are watching a movie with a bro and a sad part comes up. Your bro begins to cry so you throw your drink in their face so no one can see that he is crying.
Dude, thanks for that courtesy splash when Obi-Wan died. I would have been hella embarrassed.
Courtesy Splash by stuphat December 2, 2011

Courtesy Wipe 

When you need to wipe your ass mid day and head to the bathroom to finish the job
Kyle went to the bathroom half way through his shift to do a courtesy wipe
Courtesy Wipe by Cheech Modene October 12, 2021

Courtesy Cut 

The second act of intercourse from a one night stand, typically in the morning.
When I woke up this morning, all I wanted was my courtesy cut and to get the fuck out.

I smacked her ass when I woke up to get my courtesy cut.
Courtesy Cut by Jlahey9 February 12, 2010

courtesy tap 

While a girl is going down on a guy, the polite act of tapping her on the head or shoulder before he comes in her mouth.
That asshole just came in my mouth, he wasn't even polite enough to give a courtesy tap!
courtesy tap by Matt January 10, 2004

courtesy clerk 

A job for High school kids which consists of; cleaning the store, cleaning the bathrooms, collecting carts, sweeping the store,and giving customer assistance-for very little pay.
The courtesy clerk fell down on frozen aisle, while doing his sweep.
courtesy clerk by T_T March 22, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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