Conducive

(adj) used to describe something in a positive manner.

Deborah's cooking is amazing, the food she makes is really conducive.

That girl is unconducive, she looks like she got hit by a train.

My remote is broken, can anyone conducify it for me?

Alcohol increases the conducivity at a bar by making unconducive girls look conduce.

by mstrsplntr December 23, 2010

satan's concubine

An extrememly short tempered, small statured, partially paralyzed woman who constantly fucked around on her ex husband, producing a child with a different father. Also likes to start fights by throwing the first punch but threatens the punchee that if he hits her back she'll call the police and use her disability as a crutch.

Stephanie was such an uberbitch that her ex husband referred to her as satan's concubine

by LaDeena April 23, 2007

concubinial succubi

A demonic woman from hell that comes to a correctionial facility (prison) and has sex with multiple inmates in one session, leaving them feeling extremly confused about what took place during the night when they awaken and realize they have a painful throbing erection.

When I was in prison I often felt like I was visited during the night by a concubinial succubi.

by Kameron87 March 18, 2010

conduction

When heat or electricity is moving from place to another

"Omg Linda! You shocked me!!"

"It must have been conduction"

by Sexyass1415 January 17, 2017

Meritorious Conduct

Conduct that is above and beyond the call of duty.
Going beyond what is the norm.

Behaviour that is extraordinary.

John has been awarded a medal for meritorious conduct while rescuing 5 people from a fire.

by Ivansteel May 28, 2006

Condumb

1.) Description of a person that is either too stupid or too arrogant to wear a condom when performing sex or when about to perform the same. 2.) A really stupid convict or an ex-con, denoted for being extremely idiotic or devoid of common sense.

Sex: "If you think that I am gonna let you stick that thing in without protection, then you are a real 'condumb'! Better get reacquainted with your hand!!"

Gangs: "Boo Boo Bear got popped by the cops for something really stupid. He's a real 'condumb'!"

Prison: "Harry the Hun got parole, but he got into trouble again on the outside, so he's back. Whadda a 'condumb'!"

by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 24, 2008

code of conduct

A code of conduct is a tool to improve the behaviour of brainless slaves. This bible of good behaviour is mostly used by big corporates like Audit firms or BoA where its usual to have low expectations about natural common sense of employees. It can be in written or electronic form.

"Hey have a look at that auditor jerk, his social compentence is based on the E&Y code of conduct"

by ralphy1984 January 6, 2014