Sexual Congress

Basically another name for an orgy.

Hey Tim going to the after party

Nah I’m an esteemed individual selected to the sexual congress

by Halkoolman6 November 16, 2020

congress

The coolest shit ever, or meaning that your about to kick someones ass.

That is fucking congress ass, or i am about to go congress on that mother fucker

by Michael Strealing Dick September 23, 2008

Congratslyfun

interjection used upon receiving good news

"Hey Jades, I just got a wicked new job with a really hot boss!"
"Oooh, congratslyfun!!"

by Civixen March 9, 2008

Congress Fatigue

Often abbreviated C.F.; Congress Fatigue comes when you stay in one place for too long. When suffering fro C.F. you exhaust all your resources (resources being your "Favorites List") or adding too many episodes of Hoarders to your TiVo. When one has done all this they suffer C.F. ever worse thus making them go into a rut that is damn near impossible to break. This can lead to the much worse, Cabin Fever. One can imagine this being felt by the actual members of Congress.

Charlie: Damn computers was brutal today!
Steve: I know! I didn't do anything but go onto my favorites list and I was still gettin' Congress Fatigue.
Charlie: I didn't do anything but use my phone to schedule Hoarders on TiVo.

by Blood Ocean January 26, 2011

Congressman

The act of forcing someone's face into your crotch in an attempt to initiate oral sex.

He seemed like a great guy until he tried to pull a Congressman on me in the car after dinner.

by McDimple December 13, 2017

congressionalinuismisticalicationaribbalisticentricontinuitristic

Of a congressperson, who describes themselves as being for the people, while is secretly a commie.

Bernie Sanders' presidential campaign is purely congressionalinuismisticalicationaribbalisticentricontinuitristic.

by Samawnline January 16, 2019

Congratsfuckingulations

Is to be extremely excited for someone’s achievement. At times congratulations or just congrats isn’t enough excitement and fuckyeah won’t do the trick.

Congratsfuckingulations on your test man, I knew you could do it!

by 184mesheSt. March 4, 2019