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couch coach

Someone who thinks they play a sport better than the people on TV, and proceeds to coach them from the comfort of their couch.
John (while eating a pack of Pringles) Come on, pass the ball, he's open! I can't believe you missed that shot! RUN, You can go faster than that!

Mary: Quit being such a couch coach. You get tired walking a flight of stairs.
by avernew September 14, 2009
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third base coach

A baseball analogy for a sex act. This occurs when two people are in the same room masturbating, getting off on each other masturbating, but not touching one another.
A: How far did you get with Christina last night?
B: She is super celibate so all she would let us do together is third base coach each other.
A: Did you talk during it?
B: Yea, it was pretty weird...
by Brynjolf May 29, 2014
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cochicken

A beverage that is made by blending together half a rotisserie chicken with a full 12oz can of coke. Smooth and refreshing!
Mom : Who wants some cochicken?
Kids : YAYYYYYY!
by DSM November 30, 2006
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coaches graveyard

The University of South Carolina. In over 100 years of playing college football, the University of South Carolina has had only one Head Coach that has gone on to be the Head Coach of another school.

Several coaches have won National Championships as Head Coaches of Division I schools prior to becoming the Head Coach at South Carolina. Not one left South Carolina with a winning record and none have gone on to coach elsewhere following their stint in Columbia.
W.H. "Dixie" Whaley, W.P. Murphy, William "Bill" Wertenbaker, I.O. Hunt, Byron W. "By" Dickson,
C.R. Williams, Christie Benet, Douglas McKay, John H. Neff, N.B. "Red" Edgerton, Rice Warren,
Dixon Foster, Frank M. Dobson, Sol S. Metzger, Branch Bocock, Harry Lightsey, W.L. "Billy" Laval,
Don McCallister, Rex Enright, Lt. James P. Moran, Williams "Doc" Newton, John D. McMillan,
Warren Giese, Marvin Bass, Paul Dietzel, Jim Carlen, Richard Bell, Joe Morrison, Brad Scott,
Lou Holtz, and now Steve Spurrier have all fallen victim to the "Coaches Graveyard."
by ResJudicocka June 21, 2008
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Getting cochelled

Something super insane happened to you and Kenneth swoops in and takes over. You immediately get overcame by the cochell and have to accept the fact you, in fact, have just been…cochelled.
Damn man… I can’t believe you’re getting cochelled right now.
by Kenny1238 January 15, 2023
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Flight of the Conchords

Flippin' awesome New Zealand band consisting of two talented and hilarious guys, Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie. Their style has been described as folk, parody, and musical comedy, but is really a combination of all three and more. They also star in a television series on HBO, Flight of the Conchords. If you don't know about FoTC, look them up on YouTube.

Some songs: Albi, Robot, Jenny, Not Crying, Business Time
Bret McKenzie of Flight of the Conchords has it going on.
by joysea February 8, 2008
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Coach Z

A crazy man from a different country who has a weird accent, sleeps in a locker room, and always is looking for a chance to start a nice, long verse of his hip-hop single, "these people try to fade me!"
Coach Z: the king's gone mad with power! he's tryin' to eat the chort! JOOORRRBB!
by IRS."It Really Sucks" November 19, 2003
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