Colman

dumb as fuck

weeb looking ass
Fat fuck
Sad

person1: Colman's a fat fuck isn't he
Colman: ye

by Bookshelff December 17, 2019

Coleman Gruenwald

the coolest and best mechanic in the good ole usa

It sucks that the shop so we wont be working with the best mechanic and all around cool dude!

by Jason Parker July 3, 2003

The Coleman Theory

A scientific theory that any woman dressed in Ugg boots also take college algebra. This theory has been studied widely across the United States in the past decade, gaining support even more in the past couple years. Professor Coleman's theory can also be applied to the high school level as well. Where it can be seen that most females from grades 10-12 who own, and regularly wear, a pair of Ugg boots are taking CP leveled math classes.

"Hey man, what's with all these bitches wearing those boots with the fur in our math class?"
"The Coleman Theory bro, Coleman theory"

by thenewguy729 November 9, 2011

Fuck Coleman

An asshole with weak gains.

Fuck Coleman those are tiny calf muscles.

by SmashyKen May 21, 2018

Kelson a Coleman

A player, likes to cheat on girls. also known as a whore.
hes dates many girls, hes not good enough with one girl

Kelson a Coleman dates at least 80 girls a year

by Nicole tiffany ford July 8, 2011

Coleman

Someone who is captain of the turd burglars. Funny at times but mostly pointless and senseless. Someone who has their moments.

Did you see that Coleman at the store what an idiot.

by Chiknnugit January 10, 2014

Coleman

1. Word used often on Valentine's Day when a guy gives a girl dead flowers.

Girl 1: "Did you hear? George gave his girlfriend dead flowers that he found in a trashcan on Valentine's Day!"
Nancy: "Ugh... What a Coleman!"

2. Guy who lets his friends eat the candy he recieves on Valentine's Day, despite the fact it is from someone special.

Jacob: "Hey, who's Crunch bar is this?"
Coleman: "It's mine, but you can have it."
Jacob: "Are you sure? It says

'To: Coleman

Love: Grandma
P.S. Keep this forever. I might die tomorrow' on it. That sounds pretty meaningful."
Coleman: "Yea man, go ahead. It's just a Crunch bar."

by Doyoulikemypost? March 22, 2010