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Groin clench

When a girl contracts her groin for pleasure because she can't properly fud herself as the situation is too public or she is just too tired.

Often referred to as a minge twinge
Example 1:

Man, Dave Grohl's pretty hot. Pretty damn hot. I'll just have a cheeky groin clench over him as there's way too many people on this damn bus to get proper involved with myself.

Example 2:
A: Girl, you want to get out of this club?
B: Babe, I'm groin clenching at the though of it!
A: Oh Baby! Hummuna Hummuna!

Example 3:
That boy in that advert is pretty hot. I think he deserves some special attention but it's been a long day so he'll just get a groin clench or two.
by VIPizzle April 21, 2011
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Chlen

A huy, piska or something you sosat on. An important member of the family jewels.
He is the chlen of his family. His housemates are nuts, and his neighbor is an a#@hole.
by DDealer February 10, 2008
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clen

A word related to the grammer concept of zhg (pronounced Zhig). It can be used to replace a word in a sentence, but cannot be used twice in the same sentence.
English: That red shirt is nice.

Clen used properly:
- That clen shirt is nice.
- That red clen is nice.
- That red shirt is clen.

Clen used improperly:
- That clen is clen.
(Note: Using clen twice will confuse readers.)
by Brrandon May 17, 2005
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clenis

Portmanteau of clitoris and penis. A large clitoris that, due to its abnormal size, resembles a penis.
Don't download that porno with the wrestler Chyna, unless you want to barf... she's got a clenis!
by That Guy May 13, 2005
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clenis

(noun.)
1. President Bill Clinton's all powerful member (Clinton + penis = clenis)

2. Name used to sarcastically identify right wing conservatives' and the media's habit of blaming every bad event on President Clinton's sexual misconduct.
George Bush couldn't have wrecked the economy...I blame the Clenis!

Thanks to the Clenis today's teens have no morals.

Rush Limbaugh blamed the Clenis for causing his criminal drug use.
by Adam_in_GA June 25, 2005
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Mayan Calendar

Damn, why didn’t the world end on 2012 like the Mayan Calendar said.
by Ras Barry December 11, 2018
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Celener

She's drank a lot so now she is in Celener mode
by DLMoody April 4, 2011
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