clooneying

Trying to advance/escalate an affair or physical relationship by recklessly showing up unannounced at the home of the object of your lust that you've decided is something more. (As with George Clooney's character from Up in the Air.)

"I have a blast with him, but his messages lately have me worrying that I might be in for a clooneying."

"Look, I like you, but DO NOT clooney me and blow up my life."

by RyanBingham February 18, 2013

Cloonan

To ask to get back with your girlfriend a day after you break up with her.

"Did you hear that fucking loser Shane pulled a cloonan"

by Thegodofeatingass November 25, 2017

Choose Up

For women to be under the tutelage of a pimp. She is required to pay a choosing fee.

Choose up or loose me

by Mr.GoldMind June 21, 2017

clooneytunes

A normal guy with film star looks, but who is raving mad. Also a potential stalker type.His looks and general weirdyness tends to mess with ladies heads.Still seems to get a lot of chicks

Hey Mick ! This girl came up to me in the club and started carrying on about Clooneytunes. He's been texting her and telling her she's special.And this after he cheated on her.

by OldManDaz October 2, 2008

Clooneyball

A ball game generally played indoors that originated in Edinburgh, Scotland. A hall <5m long, and <2m wide provides the playing area, with doorways serving as goals. Shots must be underarm and players must stay in their own half. Matches normally are played until one player scores 10 and rule breaking or misconduct is punished with a Saddam card.

Much like football, splinter sports have developed.

Gordon and I had a smashing Clooneyball match today, George himself would be proud.

by GeorgieClooney July 4, 2010

Cloops

(noun) The scoring of many baskets by a player in the game of basketball.

(Ex.) Man, did you see Kobe score 40 pts. last night. He had them cloops.

(Ex.)

Lebron: Man, I am going to ball you up at the park today.

Kobe: Common Lebron, everybody knows you ain't got them cloops.

by losthustla07 October 4, 2012

clooker

Childish term for a vagina. Used, when asked for the first time by a young child, what that body part is called.

"Mummy, why has my sister got two bums and no willy?" "Son, your sister doesn't have two bums, her front part is called a clooker and the back part is her bum"

Just a childish term for a lady garden.

by Juney spooney July 19, 2016