When you are the Utah Jazz, and because of Kobe's 60 pointer, you get destroyed, demolished, and your career gets ended because of a 37 year old Mamba.
Man 1: Damn bro, we just lost to the Lakers in the deciding game to get to the playoffs.
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!
by KobeBryantAids February 27, 2018
Get the Cockblocked by Kobe mug.The act of not informing or preventing someone from knowing the time, in most cases for selfish or spiteful reasons and/or even no reason at all. This can include deliberately misinforming a person a wrong time for their gain or the other parties loss in any given predicament or scenario
Though the man at the busstop clearly had a watch on, he clockblocked me when i asked for the time, leaving me unsure if i had missed my transfer.
by TwerkyWorder December 12, 2019
Get the Clockblock mug.When someone, or some group achieved a blocking move of something big that you were trying to archive.
The D.N.C. really COCKBLOCKED their entire party when they COCKBLOCKED Bernie Sanders again! He was their best chance !
by Polybius September 16, 2020
Get the Cockblocked mug.when somebody's situation in life makes sex very hard or impossible
examples are
financial situation
living situation
disability
appearance
examples are
financial situation
living situation
disability
appearance
Joe wants to have sex with Lisa, but he can't because they both share a studio apartment with a roommate.
Joe is "cockblocked by circumstance."
Joe is "cockblocked by circumstance."
by eythorh92 October 31, 2020
Get the cockblocked by circumstance mug.When you’re about the fuck the baddest bitch in the ocean but she’s so into you’re pets that you end being blue balled or sitting alone cause your pet gets all the attention
Matt:I was about to bang Lisa last night but Fido got in the way
Adam: damn bro sounds like you got cockblocked by your pet
Matt:damn even my dog pulls more pussy than me
Adam: damn bro sounds like you got cockblocked by your pet
Matt:damn even my dog pulls more pussy than me
by Niggalini March 31, 2022
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A person who lives and dies by the clock-in, clock-out. Constantly chasing hours like a lab rat in a time maze. Thinks having a “steady job” is a flex, yet can’t go 12 minutes without complaining about it.
Synonyms:
Wage mage, Shift gremlin, Punchcard patriot
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A person who lives and dies by the clock-in, clock-out. Constantly chasing hours like a lab rat in a time maze. Thinks having a “steady job” is a flex, yet can’t go 12 minutes without complaining about it.
Synonyms:
Wage mage, Shift gremlin, Punchcard patriot
Want one that targets the tech industry, gig economy, or office culture specifically?
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