chelsea clinton

a term used to describe the inside of an infected bleeding anus
with a dirty condom stuck inside.

i went to have sex with your girlfriend after you, but she had a chelsea clinton, which made it harder to finish.

by the rusty helmet March 3, 2012

Clinton

A horrible, horrible small town in East Tennessee, also known as Hicktown. Everyone knows everyone's business. It's hard to keep anything from anyone in Clinton. Everyone's either on meth, smokes pot, crack, pregnant, or all the above. It's a town full of shit talkers, those who will never say it to your face. Two high schools, a middle school, and a few elementary schools. It's a horrible place to attend any school, and I wish you good luck in the future if you're from here, likely you will have no future. Lots of fake people. Everyone ends up working at McDonalds, Food City, Ingles, or Kmart, there is no escape. No where to hang but Hoskins, the center, McDonalds, or the Wal Mart parking lot. No one here speaks proper English. A common town for your husband/wife/bf/gf to sleep with their cousin's sister's mother's daughter's brother. Trust me, you don't want to be here.

job interviewer:Where'd you graduate from high school?
a sad Clinton kid:Clinton.
job interviewer:Ohh..........next?

by lollylolly2010 January 13, 2011

Clinton

The new name given to a historically rich area of Manhattan still known today as Hell's Kitchen in order to improve upon the image of that area, which is still a piece of shit today

Calling Hell's Kitchen Clinton is not going to make it look any better.

by ritechus October 9, 2005

Bill Clinton

The first "black president" before Barack Obama. And the pimp of the nation during his presidency. He cared and listened to minorities and the young voices. But most of all, he sure loved the ladies. And the ladies sure loved him back.

Bill Clinton would pimp and tap any ass that moves (Regardless of age or looks).

Except Hillary!

by TheLastFirstborn June 19, 2009

pull a clinton

To get off the hook for something everyone knows you did.

To pull a clinton, for example, "I can't beleive I got off the hook for stealing office supplies, I've pulled a Clinton."

by onlevel.blogspot February 4, 2009

Clinton Kelly

The hilarious fashion expert and co-host on TLC's What Not to Wear with Stacy London. Most funniest guy you will ever see...EVER! He is openly gay but does not tell people on television.

Person 1 : OMG did you see Clinton Kelly on What Not to Wear?!

Person2: OMG YEAH HE IS SOOO FUNNY!!

by LoveStacy1 May 1, 2010

The Clinton

The act of answering a phone call from either; your parents, your boss, or a member of congress, while receiving oral sex.

Maira: "So last night this guy was eating me out and my mom called"

Beth: "So what did you do?"

Maria: "Answered the phone! The CLINTON BITTTCHHHEZZZ!"

by cyadolly September 23, 2010