Blowing a Cumble

The act of masturbating with soap and then blowing a bubble with whats left on your hand.

Everyone tries Blowing a Cumble at least once.

by Doubleplusurban April 25, 2011

Devil's Crumble

Sprinkling crusted dirt from beneath the foreskin on a vagina while masturbating, and ejaculating before performing cunnilingus.

Jim, did you shower before your date last night?

No way! I jerked off and covered her snatch in dick cheese, coated it with jizz, then ate the ol' Devil's Crumble!

by Lorge Bogey March 18, 2020

thats just how the cookies crumble

A way of saying "that's how it is" and "it is what it is." If someone says this to you, you should just accept it and move on because there is no changing the way the cookies crumble.

Person 1: I wanted pizza for supper D:
Person 2: Well thats just how the cookies crumble
Person 1: Okay, ill just accept it and move on.

by lilcutie23 April 19, 2023

chumley

A fat doofus sidekick you just can't seem to shake off.

We'll meet you at 2, but leave Chumley at home.

by Chum Lee January 31, 2004

chimbles

the word used for the crumbly remains of breakfast cereals, or crisps at the bottom of the packet.

-Cheesman family origin

"Does anyone want the chimbles?" "no thanks, they're yucky"

"ARG! JACK, you've finished all the cereals apart from the chimbles!"

by Elbe October 15, 2007

chambless booty

nice ass

look at that chambless booty dancing

by johannas johnson August 23, 2008

Cumblejoot

A cumblejoot is where three men are laying on top of each other facing upwards whilst another man on top cums inside of the middle man and the jizz leaks out of the first mans ass into the bottom mans ass

Oh David was deep inside Alex the other night when Luke’s cum drizzled out of Alex’s arse and ran deep into David’s arse, was a Cumblejoot for all to enjoy

by Uneak DRN December 25, 2020