Pit bull chewing a wasp

One, usually of the female variety, who ain't good-lookin.

"Here Davro, what's the matter with yer missus. She looks like a pit bull chewing a wasp!"

"Nah, she just fell out of the ugly tree!"

by Tommo September 2, 2003

Chewing the Towel

"Chewing the Towel" refers to the act of performing oral sex on a girl who is currently on her period. "Towel" is slang for the feminine hygiene product girls use whilst menstruating.

"Dude, my girl and I want to hook up, but she's on her period. Guess I'm chewing the towel tonight."

by Baron06 April 19, 2010

Chive (chiving)

a verb refering to the act of fingering ones asshole

"Dude, I chived her good last night. She didn't even crap."

by Bonnar May 25, 2004

Chewing the carpet

To lose emotional control.

Trump's really chewing the carpet again, isn't he...

by Chad Terbocks August 28, 2018

chewing gum pop

Related to Bubblegum Pop. Cheezy chart music bestowed with a sense of kudos by the media, fans and other bands because of it's 'harder' or more authentic sound.

Avril Lavigne is pure chewing gum pop!

by JB October 24, 2004

chewing rag

When your underpants decide that its too cold outside and retreat to a place thats warmer - your arse crack.

Jesus, these pants must have shrunk in the wash or something, i'm chewing rag a treat!

by MJ October 26, 2003

Chekin' the phone

The act of vacating the immediate area in order to pass wind.

*i gotta be chekin' the phone*
ffffftttt

by Pynapil September 16, 2009