Can Kiss 

When one person drinks from the same can as another person. Both of their lips have been on the can.

I was so thirsty that I Can Kissed Billy's drink last night!

Can Kiss by degrassifan51 October 10, 2011

can'tn't 

When really you can. (Post-modern negation structure)

"Can't you come?" "No, I can'tn't, sorry" (he can)

can'tn't by dontnt February 9, 2018

Can't have shit in Detroit 

A phrase saying that when something breaks or gets stolen that you "Can't have shit in Detroit."

Person 1: Man, someone stole my phone when I was at work today
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit

Can't have shit in Detroit by Retroworks May 8, 2022

Can I have a Joe? 

The infamous line stated by the all time 1010FanBoost on ROBLOX.

Welcome to Boho Salon! What would you like?

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Can I have a joe?
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Can I have a Joe? by oofthetic March 9, 2018

CAN I PUT MA BALLS IN YA JAWS 

(YA JAWS)

BALLS IN YA JAWS

CAN I PUT MA BALLS IN YA JAWS

CAN I PUT MA BALLS IN YA JAWS by AHMEDINEJAD GAMING May 3, 2021

CAN EATER 

A native Australian who has had the unfortunate upbringing of uncultured parents - who thought a gourmet meal consisted of a can of Heinz spaghetti or baked beans or the primary source of ham was a can of Spam.

"Look at that Can Eater - he's eating a Spam sandwich for lunch hahaha"
"Fucking Can Eaters - wouldn't know a gourmet meal if it slapped them in the face"
"Haha - that Can Eater had spaghetti last night - a tin of SPC!"
"I'm not a Can Eater dude - my mum made the Spaghetti and sauce fresh"

CAN EATER by KONAMI CHEAT September 9, 2014

Can Has 

A grammatical construction used by cats to express a request.

See also has
Or: www.icanhascheezburger.com

I can has cheezburger?

Can Has by jollygreenxerxes December 16, 2008