calender

a calender could be in physical or mental form, but ultimatly defines a system of time parsioned into different sectors.

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

Calen

falls in love with girls named brittaney. is a handsome young lad. usually blonde. and pretty cool if you ask me,. :)

calen: i love you.
brittaney: i love you more:)
calen: your amazing.
brittaney: lets get married,
calen: YES. :)

by brittaney&taylorbestfriends:) January 22, 2010

Carlena

When a female creates an unattractive sound, such as grunting or growling in a manly fashion

When she grunted in rage, I instantly realized she was a Carlena.

by Quinn/Layla January 21, 2009

Caleian slip

An analogue to the Freudian slip that involves a physical action. This action must be indicative of a subconscious preoccupation or habit.

Fabio and Felipe were hanging out. Fabio was eating an apple when all of a sudden the core slipped from his hand and fell to the floor. Felipe thus inferred a subconscious propensity of Fabio to litter on his own floor, creating a literal Caleian slip.
Named after the first man to observe and recognize one such "slip".

by spinningtabletop November 16, 2010

Calendarman

The freaking greatest Super villain in all of DC universe. He is over weight, bald, and greasy. Enjoys doing things on special days like Christmas. Has the special ability to know what day it is without looking at calendar. Doesn't really have any powers but can tell what day it is better than almost anyone.

Robin : Holy Spirit Batman all the villains have escaped
Batman : What about Calendarman?

Robin : No, it's not a holiday yet.

by Calendarman!! November 22, 2011

calebaded

A man who never misses. He also has a big dick

Person:Do you know who calebaded is?
Person 2: No I don’t who is he?
Person 1: He has big dick

by Thisnicca15 March 15, 2021

Facebook Calendar

Your Facebook friend that makes daily wall posts about what day the week it is... constantly reminding you that "It's definately a Monday", or "Still-a-Monday-Tuesday", or "Hump Day Wednesday", or "Almost-There-Thursday" or "TGIF!". Often accompanied with some kind of negative tone about the work week and/or asking if the weekend is here yet.

dude 1: Damn, I've been raging so hard - I dunno even know what day it is!

dude 2: Me neither, lemme consult my Facebook Calendar - oh there it is, I see we are "halfway through the work week, Happy Hump Day!"

by ellare April 7, 2010