Cracker

a) a good humour

b) numpty

c) reckless
d) a person who never has a clue what he's doing

2. Shut up, cracker, 'fore I beat yo' scrawny white ass.

by ALL FIRE SLAPS May 18, 2017

Horse Cockery

A deliberate and obviously embellished statement; bullshit; when met with an Horse Cockerish remark the only respnse can be "I fuckin doubt it"

If Donaldson continues to spread his horse cockery we reserve the right to fuck him up

by Tarawa COC S3 January 22, 2011

canker blossom

An STD infested slut, a thief of love and innocence.

That canker blossom gave me the scratchies.

by SubmitNow January 4, 2012

cracker

One who uses their computer skills to comit molicious crimes against others. Some are skilled computer programmers and specialists. Others are young children, teens, or inexperianced individuals that do these acts for fun or for the rush of acting as a professianal for the first time. Because of the media, the public often thinks of hackers as criminals even though this is not true. Hackers just have a passion for computers and specializing in them.

That cracker just stole and deleted all of my files!

by mr. white hat April 27, 2008

shirt cocker

a guy at the Burning Man Festival who walks around with a shirt on and no pants, with genitalia exposed.

Dude, either put some pants on, or take your shirt off, you god-damned shirt cocker!

by chickenbacon October 11, 2007

cracker

A computer expert who specialises in removing protection mechanisms from commercial software. These protections often limit (cripple) the software functionality or render the software unoperatable after a certain number of uses or when a expiry date is reached.
This activity is ilegal in many countries because it forces the software developers to increase the price of their products in order to recover lost revenue.
A cracker will usually have low level programming experience and a detailed technical understanding of commercial software protections.

Hardware protections are the best defence against crackers because they require great technical expertise to circumvent.

by dila January 30, 2007

cracker

A "talker" in the sense of a Gaelic word meaning talk..."craic". The term was originally used to describe Scots, Irish and Ulster-Scots and -Irish (many of whom settled in the Southern US) with the "gift of gab". As these folks were almost exclusively Caucasian, it somehow (don't know) evolved into a derogatory term for them.

"and the crack (craic) was good"- from Van Morrison's "Coney Island". He's a cracker.

by An Ulster Scot September 15, 2008