Cripple turtle

A cripple turtle is when your having sex and your penis is no longer erect.

Example: Yah he just got a cripple turtle the other night so we just watched a movie instead.

by PONY, the Founder September 20, 2010

cripple bang

When a crippled person bangs a non-crippled person. Usually because the non-crippled person is too drunk and/or high to know what is happening in the world around them.

Last night I was drunk, and this guy in a wheelchair tried to cripple bang me. Fortunately, I was not THAT drunk.

by RachelCorinne January 14, 2009

cripple sticks

Crutches. Walking aids such as canes...

Stop calling me names or I'll hit you with my cripple sticks!

by hityouwithmycripplesticks December 26, 2007

Donkey Nipple Cripple

Also know as the Donkey Purple Nurple. A donkey nipple cripple occurs during sexual intercourse, most commonly in the cowgirl position, when prior to orgasm one member grabs the others nipple, twists it either in a clockwise or anticlockwise direction it does not matter. The effect this has is that the victim is shocked by the pain and therefore creates a more intense orgasm experience for both.

Lisa! Did you just Donkey Nipple Cripple me?!
Tee hee yes...

by rocky_dod December 12, 2010

Gender Cripple

When someone is unable to function in society due to their inability to choose which one of the 58+ genders they should be.

"Did you see Timmy? He's so confused about which gender he should be that he shut down and became a Gender Cripple. Poor guy... err, girl... errr, person. Let's get out of here!"

by Brandam Cook September 22, 2016

cripple ship

1. a disabled vessel
2. a nickname for someone with really weird friends/a nickname your friend called you once as a joke but soon became the name they use for you all the time...
3. Friends with poppet and sarita

Cripple Shipppp!!!!" or "Come on little ship"

by Cripple Ship May 30, 2011

Crippled Pirate

A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a woman's eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!

She didn't want to swallow, so I pulled out and hit her in the eye. I kicked her shin, so while she was one leg, yelling, with one eye covered, she looked like a crippled pirate.

by Tuxedokitty August 30, 2013