quik-crete creme pie

The act of filling a perferated condom with fast setting concrete and then taking said condom and inserting into a woman's vagina creating a Berlin wall effect preventing vaginal intercourse thusforth.

"I never wanted to communicate my love rectally but in her most recent relationship she received a quik-crete creme pie."

by barry n mcpeter January 24, 2014

the créme de la créme

French inspired expression of saying the very best of the best.

As in:

That guy settled for second best and did't have the courage to fight for the créme de la créme.

by jester of all jesters August 16, 2011

Boston Creme

Filling a partner's mouth with semi-solid feces, inserting your penis into the feces, and ejaculating into center of the feces.

My girlfriend wanted me to run out to Dunkin' Donuts, but I was tired. I gave her a Boston Creme instead.

by CEotC (Joe Kendall, Michael Barker, Chris Quinn) April 19, 2006

Peanut Butter Creme

The act of peanut butter creaming yourself aka shitting and jizzing in your pants at the same time.

I ate some peanut butter creme oreo's and peanut butter creamed myself.

by Oreos4Life June 12, 2009

Yorkshire Creme Egg

A roasted pigeon filled with semen

Josh: im so hungry right now
Ed: I've just finished making a Yorkshire creme egg if you want it

by 25567 November 22, 2017

Boston Creme Pie

When a guy ejaculates in a girl, then proceeds to eat her out.

Alex: Hey dude, want a Boston Creme Pie.
Brian: Sure, dude.
Alex: Go ahead I just finished banging Ashley.

by Akira Moon February 19, 2009

Crispy Creme

v. to ejaculate onto a females face and to let the semen dry, as to resemble the glaze of a crispy creme donut

She wanted me to give her the ole crispy creme cuz it revitalizes and lifts the face.

by jeff clement June 15, 2008