Prestige CP

Where one gets 45 terabits of Child Pornography and proceeds to masturbate to every video in one sitting with no lubricant. Then after finishing they go to a local daycare and shoot it up and preform necrophiliac type things to the body’s.
Hey Roston wanna Prestige CP???
by DR.Sussy December 12, 2024
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CP Warrior

Calling somebody a CP Warrior refers to that persons possession of child pornography and active attempt of justification by saying ungodly shit like: "They said they wanted to" or "If I'm as old as them, it's not illegal". Typically aged 13-16, failed foundation maths and have a biblical name.
Luke: "They're 15 and I'm 15 so it cancels out!"
Ethan: "Piss off you sub-mongoloid-intelligence CP Warrior."
by SonyBravia February 08, 2025
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CP Brain

The lack of brain cells due to years of smoking marijuana. Causing small brain decisions with minimal thought about the actual outcome.
**Takes the Cowboys Buccaneers over**

“That was a CP brain move.”
by The Dog Father January 17, 2023
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CP DB

stands for: Cell-phone douche-bag. Basically anyone who uses their cell phone in order to make themselves look like they actually have friends. Also can be someone who uses their cell-phone wayyyyyy too much
*People at a dance*
Person 1: Hey man look at that guy over there staring at his cell phone so much its like he's watching porn
Person 1:Yeah only a CP DB does that kind of stuff when your supposed to be socializing
by rebeccablackfridaysuckshard March 23, 2011
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CPS mom

Has multiple, even dozens of CPS cases, as a result of multiple child neglect charges. Shouldn’t really have any kind of custody but somehow still does.
CPS mom must be asleep again because her children are running around by the road unsupervised.
by George Amberson January 08, 2023
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Cp-barniska

This is a Swedish word that translates to "the language of retarded children".
This idiot is speaking cp-barniska.I dont know what they mean.
by Lollo73rules October 14, 2022
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The Twin CP

A variant of the phrase "Cunt Punt". The Twin CP is the abbreviation of a strictly class move known as "The Twin Cunt Punt", which is when a business professional dominates two fellow employees who are higher than him/her on the corporate ladder. This elevated position on the corporate ladder makes senior employees prime candidates for a good "Cunt Punting".
Michael performed The Twin CP on Kelly and Eric by metaphorically taking a dump on their work.
by Basblstr27 March 16, 2011
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