free cigarette

If a guy offers you a "free cigarette", he is actually offering you a blow job. This is code between gay guys to identify each other when unsure if the other person is gay or straight. This prevents a potentially embarrassing situation that could occur by accidentally coming on to a straight guy, especially considering the abundance of metrosexuals these days.

"Want a free cigarette?"

"You got any free cigarettes?"

by 'thaniel June 19, 2008

Mexican cigar

(n.) A large, cigar-shaped joint. Named for the fact that marijuana is a large Mexican export.

Man 1: Would you care for a Cuban cigar?
Man 2: I'll stick with my Mexican cigar, thanks.

by El_Señor September 7, 2010

bum cigar

Turd formed when arse cheeks are so tight as to elongate it to resemble a cigar

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

Cuban cigar

A safe for work term used when referring to your penis!

Hey guess what..I gave my wife that cuban cigar she was asking for yesterday! And she didn't wanna take it outta her mouth!

Or * man pat you look happy today?
Pat: yeah man gave my wife took her cuban cigar this morning and thorough enjoyed it*

by Hom2436 January 23, 2018

PINK CIGAR

another name given to a man's schlong.

damn, that biatch knows how to smoke a pink cigar!!!

by darryl e January 29, 2004

cigar

Sometimes, only a cigar.

Sometimes a cigar is only a cigar.--Freud

by Buce August 26, 2005

cigarettes

how to say "i don't give a fucking fuck" without really saying it

yeah i got yellow teeth, bad breath, one lung, no voicebox, and stage four terminal cancer.

but i don't fucking give a fuck. i'll show you, pass me my fuckin cigarettes.

by dane's boy April 27, 2008