zombie bullshit

When zombies have an unfair advantage over you. Mainly used to describe their speed, as zombies are supposed to be slow, lumbering creatures, but can actually run just as fast as you can, thus making it harder to escape from them.

I can't get over how fast they all are, it's not even fair. I'm calling zombie bullshit on that, you know?

by majhi April 28, 2009

bullshit alarm

An alarm in your head that goes off when someone around you lies, compelling you to yell "BULLSHIT!" suddenly and loudly.

When Tina heard Dylan say he aced the Geometry exam, her bullshit alarm went off, and several teachers frowned disapprovingly when she yelled "bullshit!" in the hallway.

by Rose Reaper November 15, 2007

Bullshit

when something is a lie or wrong, or just some shit a cow let loose

thats a load of bullshit, wow that cow had a whole lot of bullshit

by Fortniteporn.com December 10, 2019

gigabytes of bullshit

The massive amount of digital space consumed by an even larger quantity of time wasted on meaningless social media activities.

HOLY SHIT! I just blew a whole month of my data plan last weekend on Snatchchat an Instagrope selfies! I checked my account on-line and it just said, 'gigabytes of bullshit'!
Can I use your Hot Spot?

by YAWA July 30, 2018

this is some bullshit

Even though it will obvious to all parties present that there is a high degree of bullshitness occurring. It is often a human need that the party who is receiving the brunt of the bullshit will exclaim and reinforce to everyone that "this is some bullshit".

Johnny: Remember when I said I was only ten minutes away from picking you up? Well i'm more like 3 hours away.

Timmy: Man, this is some bullshit.

by foomanfish February 21, 2010

chickenshit bullshit

used when something makes no sense or is completely stupid

"im gettin tired of this chickenshit bullshit!"

by fisty shocker August 21, 2009

No sign up no bullshit

This is a term used by pornhub it is basically for any of the ads on the top of the videos saying that you don’t have to sign up to go on this other website and ... it’s not bullshit

“Horny moms in your area no sign up no bullshit”
“Wow I’m convinced... wait mom! Why are you the first one on this site!!”

by That1guy64 July 31, 2019