by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
Get the Emergency beer bulgemug. More acutely referred to as "The DRB", this refers to the act of snapping a voluptuous profile pic of one's self while in a local garment retailers dressing room. The centerpiece of the picture is naturally the hyper-engorged manhood member. One must achieve a level of arousal that makes it appear as though he is smuggling Gonzo's nose in his boxer briefs, but not so engorged that it is blatant fluffing. Compression of the 'fat pad' or mons pubis while simultaneously pumping the member will achieve this perfect state of arousal - or DRB.
Man oh man, I was at the mall the other day and walked into a dressing room and caught a guy who was in the middle of prepping for a D.R.B. (dressing room bulge). I couldn't help but to notice how engorged it was... it looked like Gonzo's nose.
by Moe_to_the_ June 5, 2018
Get the D.R.B. (dressing room bulge)mug. The act of rubbing a penis shaft in between ass cheeks in order to achieve ejaculation similar to titty fucking.
by Crazybird69 September 9, 2021
Get the Bulging buns n mayomug. Simply the greatest band in the world. Their music comes straight from their bong hits.
Genre: Gurgly music
Hits: The Only Problem With Cyber Sex Is Getting Jizz On The Keyboard, Caveman Rap, Mashed Potatoes, Pavarotti Madness,Uncle Doug's Barnyard Hoedown, Bradley Is A Jew and many more.
They are currently working on their second album rumored to be called Volkow Syndrome which in it's entirety is a 30 minute long song.
Genre: Gurgly music
Hits: The Only Problem With Cyber Sex Is Getting Jizz On The Keyboard, Caveman Rap, Mashed Potatoes, Pavarotti Madness,Uncle Doug's Barnyard Hoedown, Bradley Is A Jew and many more.
They are currently working on their second album rumored to be called Volkow Syndrome which in it's entirety is a 30 minute long song.
by BINK MUSIC May 2, 2008
Get the bulging infected nutsack konventionmug. Person 1: “I love my girlfriend. She doesn’t care that I’m lacking in the bulge.”
Person 2: “Mine does.”
Person 1: “I like your bulge.”
Person 2: “Mine does.”
Person 1: “I like your bulge.”
by みすりす December 27, 2024
Get the Lacking in the bulgemug. "Hey! That guy is obviously bulge maxing, take a look"
"Wow, the clothing is making that gentlemen's penis look massive!"
"Wow, the clothing is making that gentlemen's penis look massive!"
by Goonforce June 5, 2024
Get the Bulge Maxingmug. The literal form of cock watching. When someone who you assumed to be straight is caught looking at some meat.
by Ben_420 March 31, 2024
Get the Bulge watchingmug.